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Old 01-06-2007, 09:14 PM   #1
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See? America doesn't have the patent on looney politicians

I caught this over on GameIndustry.biz and it was just too good to pass up.

UK politician Boris Johnson has this to say about video games (and I'm not making this up):

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"These possessions are not so much an index of wealth as a cause of ignorance and underachievement and, yes, poverty," he continued.

"The nippers are bleeping and zapping in speechless rapture, their passive faces washed in explosions and gore. They sit for so long that their souls seem to have been sucked down the cathode ray tube.

"They become like blinking lizards, motionless, absorbed, only the twitching of their hands showing they are still conscious. These machines teach them nothing. They stimulate no ratiocination, discovery or feat of memory."
I love a slow news day! We can put up some of this fun stuff!
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Old 01-06-2007, 09:16 PM   #2
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Why are politicians so stupid and so ignorant?
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Old 01-06-2007, 09:17 PM   #3
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Sounds like this dude read one too many crappy sociology books.
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Old 01-06-2007, 09:20 PM   #4
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He's about a thousand times more eloquent than Jack Thompson. Any chance we can work out a trade?
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Old 01-06-2007, 09:28 PM   #5
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Oh man... that's my new sig.
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Old 01-06-2007, 09:32 PM   #6
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So, wait a second. If I try to approach what he has said logically (is that really possible?), the next step would be to ban televisions, since the average hours of viewing per day is on the order of six or seven...much worse than video game playing...and he complains of people being sucked down the cathode ray tube.

What an idiot. And why am I trying to make sense of what he said? Forget it...
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Old 01-06-2007, 09:34 PM   #7
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Old 01-06-2007, 09:47 PM   #8
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HA! My monitor is an LCD. Suck it n00b!

But come on, it's Europe, the shock of their own demise has sent them mad.
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Old 01-06-2007, 09:48 PM   #9
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A Tory MP woefully out of touch? Unpossible!

I can forgive him somewhat, though, because he's funny.
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Old 01-06-2007, 09:50 PM   #10
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Boris is... special. No one really pays attention to him. Unless he hosts a comedy news quiz and is just made fun of. The quote doesn't begin to capture the way he talks...

"Eeeeerm, video games.... yes.... contraptions. Blasted things. Yes. No, they... beeeping and fuzzing and.... Errrrm. Yes. No. They rot minds. Minds."

Have evidence - Boris on Have I Got News for You
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Old 01-06-2007, 10:02 PM   #11
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A Tory MP woefully out of touch? Unpossible!
Exactly . This guy is a joke here in the UK, the only people who might listen to him are the ones who already think the exact same way. The people who actually read the Telegraph/Daily Mail in other words. Can't blame the guy for writing to his audience.
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Old 01-06-2007, 10:19 PM   #12
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At least he's eloquent. We could use some more of that in the U.S.
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Old 01-06-2007, 10:21 PM   #13
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Come to think of it, the writing style actually reminds me a bit of Fry and Laurie's Headmaster sketch.

I half expect him to refer to something as an "unhappy bubble of anal wind".
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Old 01-06-2007, 10:23 PM   #14
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Why do British political nut jobs always sound so much more intelligent than our political nut jobs?
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Old 01-06-2007, 10:25 PM   #15
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I actually agree that most new games teach nothing and stimulate nothing. PC games 10 or 15 years ago used to stimulate the mind to no end, and console games used to promote brain functions liked tracking and predicting trajectories and problem solving. Games don't really do that much anymore. Some games do, still, of course, but it seems like most are just button mashing.
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Old 01-06-2007, 10:29 PM   #16
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I dont know man...FPS have pretty much turned me into a one man army and the military is always trying to recruit me to single handedly turn the tide in the war on terror.

As long as they conveniently position ammo and health across the battle field I should be fine...
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Old 01-06-2007, 10:42 PM   #17
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Why did I just like being insulted so much?
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Old 01-06-2007, 11:01 PM   #19
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Boris Johnson, a name so shitty a fiction writer would never use it.
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Old 01-06-2007, 11:19 PM   #20
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I barely understood half of that. Maybe I just don't understand English English.

Clearly he has never seen and LCD or Plasma, nor has he played the Wii.
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