METAL JESUS ROCKS!: <insert "Your Mom" joke here>

gzsfrk · 10-22-2012, 12:41 PM

Cheap, fun, and easy to get into: Characteristics that define both great mobile games and many a high school locker room taunt. But the Metal Jesus isn't here today to poke fun at your maternal lineage. No, his goal is to ensure that his faithful followers are getting the optimum level of enjoyment from their iOS devices for as little cash as possible.

To that end, this week's episode of METAL JESUS ROCKS! features a lineup of games from the App Store that are sure to make your brain happy and your bank account breathe a sigh of relief. Bring along your charger and backup battery pack; that touch interface is about to get a workout.

Never even knew that Rayman game existed. Can't wait to download and give it a try.

Metal Jesus · 10-22-2012, 12:58 PM

Bahahaha! It always pays to click the links in your posts Gzsfrk

lockwoodx · 10-22-2012, 02:12 PM

That slot machine game sounds like something I'll check out if it's also for android.

PacerDawn · 10-22-2012, 03:11 PM

I highly recommend the AppShopper.com app for price watching. With that app, you can keep a price watch list of any app and it will alert you either through the app itself, or through email as well, which I have found to be invaluable. In addition, it will show you the price history, so you can see if an app has been at a lower price point.

It's an excellent app for the iOS user on a budget.

Taran Wanderer · 10-23-2012, 01:56 AM

I'm one of those people that used to carry around a DS or PSP, but now just stick with my iPhone. Lots of good stuff in this video, but my favorite thing is the Tshirt: King of the Cosmos!

sixtyfps · 10-23-2012, 07:26 AM

MJ, you need to check out some of Jeff Minter's whacked out games.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/l...ft/id408475785

Metal Jesus · 10-23-2012, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taran Wanderer

My favorite thing is the Tshirt: King of the Cosmos!

Check out the artist I bought the T-shirt from: http://meganlara.com/skills/designs/

She's got some great original shirts featuring Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Zelda, Metroid, Stephen King books, Marvel heroes and more

blackzc · 10-23-2012, 01:32 PM

Your mom is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Your mom is so fat, she looked at the menu at Chili's and said, "Ill Take it"

Metal Jesus · 10-23-2012, 08:31 PM

Yo momma so fat... when God said let it be light, he told your momma to move!

lockwoodx · 10-23-2012, 09:14 PM

Yo mama's so fat, she thought she was a princess.

Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason Lon Lon ranch stays in business.

Yo mama's so fat, Noby Noby Boy couldn't feel a thing.

Yo mama's so fat, she's in all the castles.

Yo mama's so fat, she ate the piranah plant and got stuck in the pipe.

Yo mama's so fat, she needs a quick time event to take a dump.

Yo mama's so fat, she's all Katamari needed.

blackzc · 10-24-2012, 10:30 PM

Yo mammas so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, she said. "Movin"

Yo mammas so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.

Rommel · 11-26-2012, 10:40 PM

You can slow temple run down without dying via the wings. Just trip over a branch or double shift your finger so you scrape a wall. Careful, do this twice without speeding up and the chasers will catch you.

blackzc · 11-27-2012, 04:52 AM

^ Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton to show her picture.

farley2k · 11-29-2012, 12:36 PM

Great reviews as usual.

Anyone else notice though that he looks a lot thinner? I hope it is intentional.