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Old 08-26-2012, 12:36 PM   #1
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Tekken Tag Tournament 2 - Pre-Order Bonus Trailer



Pre-Order Tekken Tag Tournament 2 and get a real live woman,
because we figure if you're buying this game you don't have one.
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Old 08-26-2012, 12:50 PM   #2
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Emabulator, do I detect bias against Tekken? Because what you said applies pretty much the same to any game, much more so to others (RPGs especially)!
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Old 08-26-2012, 03:05 PM   #3
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LOLLLLLL Kong. /highfives
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Old 08-26-2012, 04:37 PM   #4
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Dear Tekken,

No one likes you. Please go die in a fire.

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Old 08-26-2012, 08:44 PM   #5
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No one likes you. Please go die in a fire.

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Tekken doesn't care what a bunch of scrubs (and trolls) that can't play real fighting games think.
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Old 08-26-2012, 09:49 PM   #6
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I dig Tekken. The end.
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Old 08-26-2012, 09:51 PM   #7
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Tekken doesn't care what a bunch of scrubs (and trolls) that can't play real fighting games think.
If this thread was about real fighting games then We'd be previewing something other than a lame beach volley ball rip off.
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Old 08-26-2012, 09:57 PM   #8
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What we she saying? I was too busy staring at her fake tits.

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Old 08-26-2012, 10:26 PM   #9
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What we she saying? I was too busy staring at her fake tits.
She doesn't even have much tits. Hence why they are perky.
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Old 08-27-2012, 09:36 AM   #10
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Tekken doesn't care what a bunch of scrubs (and trolls) that can't play real fighting games think.
You don't know what a real fighting game is, considering how much you love Tekken for no reason... it's like you're patient zero of a new breed of Stockholme syndrome for games. I'm pretty sure you have to know more about fighting games than a rattlesnake knows about maracas, but why you defend Tekken with such unabashed devotion is perplexing. It's sole premise is to confuse the everloving hell out of anyone who plays it as to how to get off the ground. It's a masochist's game, because you certainly don't play it for fun - you play it to remind people who's luck is superior.

I expect your next reply will be filled with nonsense that far surpasses your first post and that I will find it equally hilarious.
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Old 08-27-2012, 01:29 PM   #11
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If this thread was about real fighting games then We'd be previewing something other than a lame beach volley ball rip off.
Yeah because that defines the entire game, right?


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You don't know what a real fighting game is, considering how much you love Tekken for no reason... it's like you're patient zero of a new breed of Stockholme syndrome for games. I'm pretty sure you have to know more about fighting games than a rattlesnake knows about maracas, but why you defend Tekken with such unabashed devotion is perplexing. It's sole premise is to confuse the everloving hell out of anyone who plays it as to how to get off the ground. It's a masochist's game, because you certainly don't play it for fun - you play it to remind people who's luck is superior.

I expect your next reply will be filled with nonsense that far surpasses your first post and that I will find it equally hilarious.
Your idiotic trolling isn't even funny anymore. You at least have to find a way to argue around the fact that I've proven you wrong on every account instead of simply ignore it.

Stick to the fighting games where spamming and knowing nothing can actually win you games, it seems to suit your style more.
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Old 08-27-2012, 03:28 PM   #12
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Your idiotic trolling isn't even funny anymore. You at least have to find a way to argue around the fact that I've proven you wrong on every account instead of simply ignore it.

Stick to the fighting games where spamming and knowing nothing can actually win you games, it seems to suit your style more.
Oh. These two are at it again. SF is more of a novice to journeyman's fighting game. I enjoy the games very much, but Tekken is great in it's own right too. Always enjoyed the series and I believe it to have enough virtue as a fighter to defend it as a solid fighting series.

I do disagree with PSP on SF being a button masher. It's really not. I will destroy a button masher all day long. Tekken isn't either, however. I'd call DOA 4 a real button masher.
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Old 08-27-2012, 03:32 PM   #13
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Oh. These two are at it again. SF is more of a novice to journeyman's fighting game. I enjoy the games very much, but Tekken is great in it's own right too. Always enjoyed the series and I believe it to have enough virtue as a fighter to defend it as a solid fighting series.

I do disagree with PSP on SF being a button masher. It's really not. I will destroy a button masher all day long. Tekken isn't either, however. I'd call DOA 4 a real button masher.
SF isn't defined by button mashing but it's sometimes part of legitimate strategy in SF and the distinguishing line between skill is much less distinguishable and frames play a much larger part in 3D fighters. SF4 has just done a lot of disservice, but I enjoy SF2 and SF3 all day long.
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Old 08-27-2012, 07:55 PM   #14
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Your idiotic trolling isn't even funny anymore.
Oh this isn't trolling. I'm absolutely serious, you are a half-wit, and TEKKEN ACTUALLY SUCKS.

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You at least have to find a way to argue around the fact that I've proven you wrong on every account instead of simply ignore it.
Or here's a thought, you can actually learn some English, so that when I tell you to get some goddamn perspective - like I've told you several times before - you'll know what the hell that statement means. You clearly don't comprehend the fundamentals of my argument, and it's likely that you never will. It's not worth replying to your fanatical idiocy anymore. You need to stop taking this so personally - I'm not trying to convert you from whatever the hell it is you want to believe.

Also, you have never proven me wrong on ANY account - certainly not on any subject that is worth arguing over - and even if that statement of yours were true it would be pretty damn shallow of you to hold it over someone's head like that. I know I'm inviting more bullshit replies from you, because like a 5-year-old you have to get your precious last words in and lift up your skirt to show everyone you have man parts... but seriously, give it a rest. I think the game you like sucks, for reasons that are written in triplicate on another thread, and that is an actual fact.

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Well if I wanted to do that thn I guess I'd be PLAYING TEKKEN THEN, you snarky little brat!
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Old 08-27-2012, 08:00 PM   #15
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Actually, I appologize. This statement was uncalled for.

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... because like a 5-year-old you have to get your precious last words in and lift up your skirt to show everyone you have man parts...
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Old 08-27-2012, 08:16 PM   #17
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That's ok, I pretty much called you an idiot before... and as long as you keep ignoring the fact that I explained full well why you were wrong and even offered sources and you ignored all of it... well, I stand corrected. So you're either doing a massive trolling job or you're borderline retarded.

See? No apology necessary.
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Old 08-28-2012, 02:44 AM   #18
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Well, I love Tekken and this game looks good! Can't say I care much for the "bikini bundle" or the Snoop Dog(g?) tracks and stuff though.

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Old 08-28-2012, 06:46 AM   #19
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No one likes you. Please go die in a fire.

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We don't give a fuck about you.

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Old 08-28-2012, 12:58 PM   #20
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We don't give a fuck about you.

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Nah, he's not an elitist, just a troll. An elitist wouldn't prefer an inferior product.
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