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Old 02-16-2011, 05:31 PM   #1
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Your Mom's Really Bad at Dead Space 2 Multiplayer



Okay, which one's the kill button?
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Old 02-16-2011, 06:37 PM   #2
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That's pretty frickin' hilarious marketing right there. Kudos to the PR firm behind this.

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Old 02-16-2011, 07:25 PM   #3
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LOL I love how the black ma was all " Get the hell off me"
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Old 02-16-2011, 09:50 PM   #4
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I found this quite funny. My mother is a bit older than these two ladies... I wonder if she could handle playing a game like that... I pretty much guarantee my mom would tell me that it is too violent and that she doesn't like seeing all that blood and guts... LOL
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Almost makes me want to get it now...but it's just another shooter.
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Old 02-17-2011, 12:09 AM   #6
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Very funny
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Old 02-17-2011, 12:15 AM   #7
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Thank god we were born when we were. Imagine, if you were born right now, you might grow up playing Halo with your mom and dad >_> Imagine losing a deathmatch to your mom <_<
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Old 02-17-2011, 12:16 AM   #8
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It's like those poor bastards who parents are on Facebook >_> I'm just glad my parents barely know how to use email.
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I'm honestly amazed. They spent time tacking on a (stupid) multiplayer and somehow the single player is still plentiful and amazing. I've beaten the game 3 times already and still want to play it. Single player games don't have that effect on me very often at all.
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Old 02-17-2011, 01:29 AM   #10
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Thank god we were born when we were. Imagine, if you were born right now, you might grow up playing Halo with your mom and dad >_> Imagine losing a deathmatch to your mom <_<
LOL! Man, we are gonna kick our kids' asses at the vidja games!!!
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I didn't find this whole series of ads to be funny at all. Maybe it has something to due with the fact that my mom actually enjoys video games and my grandmother loves to watch people play.
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I have to say that I enjoyed this commercial much more than the original one. Other than the Wii my mother won't play video games.
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ROFL! "My vomit ain't going far enough!"
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LOL I love how the black ma was all " Get the hell off me"
She was priceless. In reality tho, the multiplayer in Dead Space 2 is a really bad rip-off of Left for Dead 2, and by bad I mean the game play just blows. Awesome single player and I loved watching my buddy play it, but when it came to grab a controller and try out multiplayer I had to pinch my nose hard to stand it.
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Awesome single player and I loved watching my buddy play it, but when it came to grab a controller and try out multiplayer I had to pinch my nose hard to stand it.
The fuck?!
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They are like bicycles, once you learn it just takes a little practice to get it back.
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Old 02-17-2011, 10:59 PM   #17
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No I did not reel back in pain, the company logo scorched into my searing flesh, nor did I cover my face and hiss at the contraption upon entering it's domain. I was catching up with an old school buddy chilling over at his place and that's all he had.

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So... you played DS2 on a console?

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This explains why my team is always losing.
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