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Old 04-07-2006, 09:10 AM   #1
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Chuck Norris Invades Oblivion

What happens when the world's most powerful man invades the world of Oblivion?

Chuck Norris in Oblivion

Too bad you can't make him do a roundhouse kick!
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Old 04-07-2006, 09:18 AM   #2
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Obviously not Chuck Norris.

The Real Chuck Norris only hits his opponent two times.

1) Chuck hits opponent.

2) Opponent hits the floor.

[Ok, lame joke, but bap started it first with the Chuck Norris post]
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Old 04-07-2006, 09:20 AM   #3
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That was pretty good suprisingly.
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Old 04-07-2006, 09:36 AM   #4
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It was pretty good. The song was funny too

I want the record.
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Old 04-07-2006, 09:38 AM   #5
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yeah, I was surprised by the quality of that. They did a nice job all things considered.
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Old 04-07-2006, 09:39 AM   #6
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Wasn't the song from the SNL skit Young Chuck Norris?
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Old 04-07-2006, 09:43 AM   #7
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This whole Chuck Norris internet phenomenon is getting pretty played out...
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Old 04-07-2006, 09:50 AM   #8
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Awesome! LMAO!!
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Old 04-07-2006, 09:54 AM   #9
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Oh man... Someone needs to make some Chuck Norris quests.
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Old 04-07-2006, 09:55 AM   #10
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Originally Posted by Jacob Singer
This whole Chuck Norris internet phenomenon is getting pretty played out...
Yeah, I remember when it was still cool to like Chuck Norris. When he was just a little snot-nosed kid hawking workout equipment. Now he's just a has-been - a punchline.
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Old 04-07-2006, 09:57 AM   #11
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They should put that model on Live and sell it for 2 fitty.

Pretty entertaining - thanks for the link!
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Old 04-07-2006, 09:58 AM   #12
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"Was he always a fighter...was he always a hero?"

Haha. That song is great!
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:00 AM   #13
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*gasp*
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_norris#Recent_years
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Norris was originally in mind as the role of Red Foreman on the FOX sitcom "That 70's Show", but he was still filming Walker, Texas Ranger at the time, so Kurtwood Smith was cast instead.
That series would have been so much better.
When Red would have said "I'll kick your ass", it would have REALLY happened!

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Old 04-07-2006, 10:04 AM   #14
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Meh. Not sure what the hooplah about that video is. The Chuck Norris character looks pretty cool, but that's about it. All the video is, is him running around in the game and hitting people to a Saturday Night Live song. No real story at all, and no real logic to the scenes.
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:35 AM   #15
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people sure have alot of time on there hands
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:48 AM   #16
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dont diss da chuck
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:52 AM   #17
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I loved Conan's Chuck Norris skits.
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:58 AM   #18
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Haha! That fisherman guy got me into the Dark Brotherhood...
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Old 04-07-2006, 11:20 AM   #19
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I watched the Chuck Norris Cartoon this morning on Adult Swim. This video was better.
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Old 04-07-2006, 11:22 AM   #20
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Love the Chuck.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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