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Old 07-18-2006, 05:12 PM   #10
captainstrombosis
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I was flipping through a very old (December 1995) Issue of PCgamer I found in storage. I came across a Battlecruiser 3000 A.D. ad.

It has a picture of the box art on one side, and a picture of a real hottie in her sexy silk nightgown on the other, with the text "Just a minute...I promise!!!

...Engage tractor beam on rocket launchers...CHECK
...Launch probe to investigate terrain...CHECK
...Prepare BATTLECRUISER for combat..."

"Revolutionary neural-net based AI system. Stunning SVGA space and ground based combat. Immense 3D galaxy with 12 AI-controlled alien species and 225 unique planets. Strategically manage and control your battlecruiser and it's resources including interceptors, ATV's, and marines."

"Detek Smart's BATTLECRUISER 3000AD. THE LAST THING YOU'LL EVER DESIRE."

Hahahahahahahahahahaha...sorry, it's just funny how much bullshit they spouted.
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