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bapenguin
01-26-2006, 04:34 AM
A while back Microsoft took some flak for showing some pics of Paris Hilton with an XBox 360. With the shortages and everything else surrounding the 360 at the time a lot of people were ticked off "real gamers" didn't get their 360 but ol' Paris did. It looks like Nintendo (http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/25/paris-hilton-shills-for-nintendo-microsoft-flattered/) has joined the ranks of pimping there products with celebrities. And who is the front runner? Well Paris Hilton again. There's a whole gallery (http://www.wireimage.com/GalleryListing.asp?navtyp=SRH&str=nintendo&styp=&sfld=C&nbc1=1&VwMd=i&sortval=4d&qckv=y) of pics from it at the Sundance Film Festival.

Why doesn't she just drop off the face of the earth?

LilEvilFish
01-26-2006, 04:39 AM
because where would we be without tarts being famous for just being rich?

Pnorcio
01-26-2006, 04:44 AM
Paris sure looks into that game, staring at the camera and all...

Atorak
01-26-2006, 04:45 AM
because where would we be without tarts being famous for just being rich?

Funny, I can think of a few other reason she's famous...

Mr.Green
01-26-2006, 05:04 AM
Because she looks like a $10 whore?

Everlost_MI
01-26-2006, 05:06 AM
Because she looks like a $10 whore?

I think you overpriced her by $9.99.

Xaerin
01-26-2006, 05:07 AM
I bet Nick Nolte is gonna be pissed when he finds out he never got the redesign.

QueQueg
01-26-2006, 05:12 AM
I'm not sure what the problem is here. A lot of these celeb's looked pretty happy to be there. Where they given free merch? That would make anyone happy (I bet one of Dennis Quaid's kids would love another DS.)

Where they coerced into entering the store, via some arrangment with Nintendo or Motorola? If Paris Hilton came into my place of business, I'd probably take her picture too.

NoName
01-26-2006, 05:15 AM
Why doesn't she just drop off the face of the earth?
In the olden days, the gods would curse man with like a plague or some insect swarm.

The gods have to stay "with the times" though, and insects swarms are so out of date. Thus, they give us Paris Hilton.

King Drewsky
01-26-2006, 05:34 AM
What's up with the image hoster? All I could see were thumbnails and it appeared that they want me to register to see the full sizers. I call bullshit.

Thin_J
01-26-2006, 05:46 AM
Why doesn't she just drop off the face of the earth?

I think it's because a lot of stupid people with bad taste in women want to get in her pants.

But I'm just guessing.

screwtape
01-26-2006, 06:14 AM
I decided to do some research into this Paris Hilton you speak of. Horrible, shocking, base and immoral videos ... apparently she used to be a fashion model.

No other videos or images of importance could be found.

MaiXu
01-26-2006, 06:27 AM
So the DS shortage is over?!

fitbabits
01-26-2006, 06:33 AM
Paris Hilton is easily the most glaikit-looking person I've ever had the misfortune to set eyes upon. There really is no excuse for her - none at all.

thiby
01-26-2006, 07:17 AM
I'd do her..

Javi
01-26-2006, 07:56 AM
Paris or not, it's smart marketing. If someone like Paris has it, and carrying it around and messing with it, then her fans, (and other pop culture fans and whores) are likely to have the same thing.

51|RandoM
01-26-2006, 08:29 AM
Because she looks like a $10 whore?

Find a whore that looks like that and only charges $10 and I'll make her an offer she can't refuse.

thecrazyd
01-26-2006, 08:32 AM
glaikit
I have learned a new word.

YoungAlCapone
01-26-2006, 08:32 AM
I'd do her..

That's what my roommate always says...

...but then again he would have sex with any girl willing to have sex with him.

pdeupree
01-26-2006, 08:32 AM
What's up with the image hoster? All I could see were thumbnails and it appeared that they want me to register to see the full sizers. I call bullshit.

Use http://www.bugmenot.com. The "free" account still has a limit on how many total thumbnails you can expand, but it still avoids the registration. I use that site all the time.

danhoo
01-26-2006, 08:46 AM
I find Paris' static facial expression (http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/) kinda creepy.

Morrolan
01-26-2006, 08:46 AM
She's only in ONE of those pictures. How is she the "main" person they focused on. Jessica Biel has four pictures, as do others.

bapenguin
01-26-2006, 08:47 AM
She's only in ONE of those pictures. How is she the "main" person they focused on. Jessica Biel has four pictures, as do others.

Nintendo sent out a press release. The only picture in the press release was Paris Hilton.

automaton
01-26-2006, 08:48 AM
People who buy a product because they see a celebrity wearing/using it are pathetic. I hope they all step in puke.

I don't care what they eat, wear, or play with. I don't care what their political views are. I just want to see them naked.

CapnBob
01-26-2006, 09:11 AM
Yunjin Kim can touch my screen any time she wants.

Krom
01-26-2006, 09:18 AM
That's hot.......sorry.

Busted_Astromech
01-26-2006, 09:25 AM
Paris or not, it's smart marketing. If someone like Paris has it, and carrying it around and messing with it, then her fans, (and other pop culture fans and whores) are likely to have the same thing.

What kind of horrible brain disease must you contract to be a "fan" of Paris Hilton?

Retarditis?

fitbabits
01-26-2006, 09:28 AM
I have learned a new word.
glaikit - Adj. Stupid, idiotic, usually describing a look on someone's face. [Scottish use] - pronounced glay-kit.

AniAko
01-26-2006, 09:34 AM
WOW the link's broken to the gallery! Did we slashdot, err Evil-ize the site? :p

fitbabits
01-26-2006, 09:36 AM
WOW the link's broken to the gallery! Did we slashdot, err Evil-ize the site? :p
I just tried it and it worked for me, unfortunately. Bastard. :)

KarmaGhost
01-26-2006, 10:02 AM
I find Paris' static facial expression (http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/) kinda creepy.Bah! You beat me to it. Looks like there were a lot of other cool celebs there, however.

TrackZero
01-26-2006, 10:17 AM
Interesting box Reggie Fils-Aime is using in this shot to play on the DS:

http://previews2.wireimage.com/PreviewImgPopUp400.asp?ItemI=7146115

(Note: Of course you have to be logged in at that damn site to use the above link, FYI.)

Edit:

Just noticed some closer up pictures:

http://previews2.wireimage.com/PreviewImgPopUp400.asp?ItemI=7133576
http://previews2.wireimage.com/PreviewImgPopUp400.asp?ItemI=7126201

TrackZero
01-26-2006, 10:24 AM
Hrm, I gotta say what I do find funny is Sean Astin playing on the Bongo Drumbs:

http://previews2.wireimage.com/SlideShow.aspx?i=4250388

Mason
01-26-2006, 11:42 AM
Even complaining about her is letting her rent too much floorspace in your skull.

ElectricMonk
01-26-2006, 10:28 PM
I actually like paris hilton. I think she's only semi hot but makes it up with impeccable fashion sense

KarmaGhost
01-27-2006, 12:16 AM
I actually like paris hilton. I think she's only semi hot but makes it up with impeccable fashion senseIt's not hard to look fashionable when you pay people to tell you how to dress.