Nintendogs Gets You Laid

[Kamalot]

In Great Britain, the act of 'toothing', using your Bluetooth to find people with which to have sex, got a lot of press.

Nintendogging (http://www.nintendogging.com/) can be used for pretty much the same thing, only Nintendoggy style with Nintendogs' wireless 'Bark Mode.'

The site Nintendogging.com is used to find other people with which you can swap data. The site advertises, "Swap pups! Do tricks for others! Soap up a friend!"

Entries on the site include suggestive themes such as:

"Wet and willing -Betty the Labrador"
"Bitch wants sausage. - Lady Daschund"
"Need OBEDIENCE lessons? - Miss Lead-Lash"

Who ever said that Nintendogs is just for kids is missing out on the puppy love.

[Evil Avatar]

This article is in such poor taste, that it got instantly approved. ;)

[01010]

Toothing is awesome fun. Nintendogging sounds like fun too.

[fitbabits]

This article is in such poor taste, that it got instantly approved. ;)
I looked at it, thought about it, laughed a lot, and then...let Evil approve it! :D

[KarmaGhost]

Oooo, I bet Nintendo doesn't like this one bit!

[fitbabits]

Oooo, I bet Nintendo doesn't like this one bit!
I bet they'll LOVE it when they find out. If nothing else, it means that Miyamoto need not rely on Mario any longer for some cuddly lovin'.

[Magnanimous Gnome]

Damn, time to get me some Nintendogs!

Doggy Style anyone?

[Murtaug]

I apparently need to get a DS and Nintendogs.

[fitbabits]

Doggy Style anyone?
Ouch... :D

[fitbabits]

I apparently need to get a DS and Nintendogs.
And I read your post as:

I apparently need to get laid, doggy style. :)

[NoName]

I know this is real big in the UK (at least from what I read in an article about this site a couple weeks back o.0), but does anyone know if this has picked up much here in the states? It doesn't seem likely...

[NoName]

Where were you on Nintendogs launch day???

Were you on Oxford street in bark mode???

I was standing there, with my pink one out, held open, in bark mode when i exchanged data with someone.

I can only go on their data- sexyFox24. Are you Sexyfox24? remember me? the brown beagle with the white bone i gave you?

if so PLEASE reply to get in touch. Lets meet up again... :)
I don't know if this is funny or sad... :confused:

[Taco]

This is the best newspost ever.

[Tia]

Mispelling in the article...
The site Nintendogging.com is used to find other people with witch you can swap data

Yup I always liked swapping data with witches. You can never have enough spells.

[Dabombpizza]

Why does this never happen in America?!

[Taco]

Because sex is for sinners mmmkay?

[superherotaco]

Because sex is for sinners mmmkay?

Sex is dirty and evil, here in America we encourage violence. You can't take over a country with sex after all... I mean "Introduce Democracy".

[NoName]

Sex is dirty and evil, here in America we encourage violence. You can't take over a country with sex after all... I mean "Introduce Democracy".
It's funny because it's true.... *sigh*

[Varsity]

Toothing was actually a drunken hoax from a PC Gamer UK writer that turned into a full-on national news story despite not actually existing, but I won't let that stop anybody. :)

[Kamalot]

Thanks for the spelling catch.

As for 'toothing' not being real, I didn't claim it was real. I did claim it got a lot of press, which is true.

Using Nintendogs to meet people IS real though. I've met people randomly on the street in NYC and on the Washington DC Metro. It is a FABULOUS way to break the ice. While it hasn't gotten me laid, I haven't tried either. :D

[LilEvilFish]

fsck toothing, we have a club where you can text the big screens with your own message, now THAT is fun.

As for Doggin', I thought it only existed around people with large smelly 4x4's.. guess i was wrong *shudder*

[Magnanimous Gnome]

I don't know if this is funny or sad... :confused:


That post makes me wonder. "with my pink one out" and "the white bone I gave you" are questionable phrases.

Actually that kind of turns me on. :cool:


Is it a coincidence that Doggy Style = DS? I think not. ;)

[Rommel]

Furries of the world, unite!
...
Over there, where you can't touch me.

[BabyJesus]

::: PUKE :::

[Thenetcase]

I wonder if there are any girls on this site?

Probably not though.. too many perverted nerds hang out on here talking about Nintendogs getting them chicks (which is pretty freakin' retarded).

-TNC-

[Paltry]

Originally Posted by superherotaco
Sex is dirty and evil, here in America we encourage violence. You can't take over a country with sex after all... I mean "Introduce Democracy".

sex is for pussies

war is for men

[Deadend]

Uhhh, but I don't want to meet 12 year old girls. So I will have to pass on the Nintendogging.

Even though if there is a legal-age girl out there with a DS, I may fall in love, or the physical aspect of it.

[Magnanimous Gnome]

sex is for pussies

war is for men



Spoken like a true hick. :rolleyes:

[lost]

sex is for pussies

war is for men

"Where you can find pleasure
Search the world for treasure!
....
In the navy!"

[Stryfe01]

Toothing was a hoax that a few people pulled off last year. Wired reported on it, then ran an update several months later when it was debunked. Now if some people decided to make it a reality later on...OK.

[01010]

sex is for pussies

war is for men


Well I'll be the pussy with all the pussy in the corner while you go kill some brown kids or something.