Nintendogs "Hot Biscuit" Mod Raises Eyebrows [Archive]

OSX

08-26-2005, 05:16 PM

In the wake of the morally degrading "Hot Coffee" GTA scandal, 4ColorRebellion (http://www.4colorrebellion.com) has uncovered yet another timebomb. The "Hot Biscuit" Mod for Nintendo's recent DS release "Nintendogs" has industry pundits clucking their tounges in disgust. No comment has come from the office of Jack Thompson, lawyer and video game indecency advocate. Sources say its only time before Killer 7, 25 to Life and GTA take a back seat to this breach of morality.

Oh the filth. Oh the shamless puppy love. Think of the poor innocent children!

But seriously folks, it just goes to show how much of a laughingstock Jack Thompson truly is. He is building his legacy on attacking harmless computer code and images that could very easily be monitored by the parents of the very children he is trying "save". How much more harassment and ridicule will this man take before he gets the picture that this is just as much of a cop out as TV, movies and comic books before it.

Emmaus

08-26-2005, 06:49 PM

Tell me again why it is necessary to show dog love in a kids game?

OSX

08-26-2005, 06:51 PM

Im almost postive this is fake, it just demonstrates yet again how irrelevant the world sees Jack Thompson. The reactions to everything he has ever done has become perpetual ridicule

Lon Lon Rabbit

08-26-2005, 06:54 PM

Yup, it's fake, but funny nonetheless.
Most likely a quick capture at just the right moment of when one dog playfully jumps onto another dog and knocks him to the floor.

Red Cloak

08-26-2005, 07:07 PM

Jack Thompson is an american hero, horrible thread.

A-Team

08-26-2005, 07:08 PM

Jack Thompson is an american hero, horrible thread.
Hahahahahahaha. :rolleyes:

ezzkmo

08-26-2005, 07:19 PM

wow, not only is the game fun, but it's educational too!

dark_inchworm

08-26-2005, 07:19 PM

wow that was really funny haha omg lol.

It pains me to think I may be becoming as bitter and overly negative as some of the other goofs here, but.. this was pointless.

Chagrinful

08-26-2005, 07:26 PM

Somebody has realized my dream! :S I don't have a DS but if I did I'd try and find a way to train my nintendog to go and rape every nintendog it came across, spreading mutt all over the land.

Really though its a game about DOGS how do you think the little dog got there? magic? Bitty boopty screw? I think they should have dogs fucking each other kids gotta learn it somewhere.

Although sadly it does look fake :(.

mister_slim

08-26-2005, 08:28 PM

I've always said Mario was a filthy pervert, just like all Italians.

Kamalot

08-26-2005, 08:40 PM

LMAO! This is funny!

This screen goes out to all who think Nintendo makes games that aren't mature. ;-)

Blue

08-26-2005, 08:48 PM

LMAO! This is funny!

This screen goes out to all who think Nintendo makes games that aren't mature. ;-)

Come on now. Getting kicks out of seeing two animals go at it? I'd say that's pretty darn childish, nothing mature in that. See? Nintendo is clearly still aimed at kids. And even more so: this is educational. Children need to be educated. This has little-people all over it.

Captain Alaska

08-26-2005, 08:48 PM

I can't wait till the leg humping mod comes out!
"Use the stylus to spray Fido with water: No Fido, no."

bean19

08-26-2005, 08:51 PM

WileE.Coyte

08-26-2005, 09:09 PM

I actually don't mind all the Hubub about the Hot Coffe Mod. I don't feel it's a bad thing since the content was originally in the game. I think it's good to lay down some groundrules now, and they'll probably never release a game with unlockable content that was never meant to be seen again. It's kind of scary to think of but what if in the next GTA somebody put in code where you would be cruising the primary school looking for a six year old, boy or girl. Unlikely yes, but it is probable.

Dirty Harry

08-26-2005, 09:20 PM

Funny post.

In reply to the editorial portion of this post, I would actually support a change in the ESRB rating for THIS game if there was an easy way to unlock this content (but not if it was a mod. . . designers can't control what players put in mods and they should get a separate category). I don't think I'd want an 8 year-old kid making his dog's fuck. . . doesn't the world have too many furries already?
Ahhhh, nothing quite like being dressed in a hot pink cat suit in a speedo, getting humped, groped, rubbed, licked in a furpile of other men and women in other fur suits. Its purely orgasmic you should give it a try.

splatstick

08-26-2005, 09:31 PM

Jack Thompson is an american hero, horrible thread.

Hear hear, he's just looking out for our children. We need to give him his own TV show, like Judge Judy, Jerry Springer, or some other icon of respectability.

DeadPixel

08-26-2005, 10:46 PM

Hear hear, he's just looking out for our children. We need to give him his own TV show, like Judge Judy, Jerry Springer, or some other icon of respectability.

This has to happen soon too, or we'll be seeing more mods such as,

Barbie and her Magical House PS3 - Jack off Ken mod.
Pokeymon Adventures Revolution - Thompson Shootout mod.

Meshyf

08-26-2005, 11:16 PM

I'm sick of hot coffee and all the parodys.
Shut up already

Bushido

08-27-2005, 12:47 AM

Have you noticed, that people are still having sex. All the denouncement had absolutely no effect. Parents and counsellors constantly scorn them. But people are still having sex and nothing seems to stop them.

Do you realise, that people are still having sex, they’ve been told not to, perhaps they are perplexed. When you see them holding hands they’re making future plans to engage in the activity, do you understand?

It's been going on for quite awhile.
Perhaps it's quite fashionable.
It hasn't gone out of style.
It's a fact that people are still having sex.
It's rather obvious, it's just what one expects.
The evidence is all around.
That everyone in every town has had it one time, or another in their life.
At this very moment people are still having sex.
In a downtown condo, or street in the projects.
Although you can't see them or hear their breathing sounds.
Someone in this world is having sex right now.
People are still having sex! (x4)

Liquidize105

08-27-2005, 01:49 AM

Game Shizzle? Now that's a name :D

Fyd

08-27-2005, 02:19 AM

Tell me again why it is necessary to show dog love in a kids game?

Its not love, its sex :P

Orphiuchus

08-27-2005, 03:03 AM

A girl I knew in college had this little male puppy that she had not yet had fixed, and it just so happened that some neibors of hers had a little female puppy. One of the funniest things I ever did see was when the male puppy tried to mount the female puppy, but did it wrong and proceded to face-fuck his poor little playmate until we could pry him off.

pur3r4ge

08-27-2005, 05:04 AM

Tell me again why it is necessary to show dog love in a kids game?

Tell me again when our society became so repressed that something as innocent and natural as dogs humping could be viewed as a problem?

Seriously. Maybe we should rate nature AO, and raise our kids with blindfolds. We should probably plug their ears, too, since they might inadvertently hear a curse word. Better plug up their noses, too, otherwise they may smell a fart. Can't have them touching anything, otherwise they may accidentally come into contact with a butt, or even worse, a BOOB. They can still taste things, though. I doubt that they'll taste anything offensive or pornographic.

bean19

08-27-2005, 05:17 AM

Tell me again when our society became so repressed that something as innocent and natural as dogs humping could be viewed as a problem?

Seriously. Maybe we should rate nature AO, and raise our kids with blindfolds. We should probably plug their ears, too, since they might inadvertently hear a curse word. Better plug up their noses, too, otherwise they may smell a fart. Can't have them touching anything, otherwise they may accidentally come into contact with a butt, or even worse, a BOOB. They can still taste things, though. I doubt that they'll taste anything offensive or pornographic.

I wouldn't want an 8 year-old able to interactively make their dogs have sex. It's just creepy. I'd raise the rating to Teen if this were real and not just a parody.

On GTA, it was already an adult game with a Mature rating. I don't think it needed more than that with the Hot Coffee unlock.

Subbacultcha

08-27-2005, 06:47 AM

Doggy style? Well, I suppose when you're a dog you don't have too many options...

fix

08-27-2005, 08:44 AM

Seriously. Maybe we should rate nature AO, and raise our kids with blindfolds. We should probably plug their ears, too, since they might inadvertently hear a curse word. Better plug up their noses, too, otherwise they may smell a fart. Can't have them touching anything, otherwise they may accidentally come into contact with a butt, or even worse, a BOOB. They can still taste things, though. I doubt that they'll taste anything offensive or pornographic.

Amen Brother! It's hard to believe breastfeeding is still allowed.

Carnisaur

08-27-2005, 10:29 AM

I don't know about you guys, but doggy sex disgusts and offends me waaaay more than human sex. I really think we need to keep this out of the hands of our kids.

fix

08-27-2005, 10:40 AM

I don't know about you guys, but doggy sex disgusts and offends me waaaay more than human sex. I really think we need to keep this out of the hands of our kids.

Yeah, and while we're at it, let's ban zoos! They're evil! Animals have uncensored sex there, in front of people. Now if that isn't porn, what is, huh?

Stupid. Fuckwits.

Kamalot

08-27-2005, 12:30 PM

I don't know about you guys, but doggy sex disgusts and offends me waaaay more than human sex. I really think we need to keep this out of the hands of our kids.
Uh, are you serious?

First, there isn't animal sex in the game. Lets get that out of the way now.

Second, animals mating is completely natural. They aren't doing it to be perverted or to disgust us humans. Why should it offend you any more than animals eating or animals taking a dump?

Avert your eyes. It isn't like people are forcing animals to screw in front of you or broadcasting it into your home on the Animal Sex Planet channel or anything. Nobody's asking you to 'get off' on animals making whoopie. They do it, otherwise there wouldn't be any animals at all.

Thenetcase

08-27-2005, 03:24 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If doggy sex offends you, you SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET A FREAKING CLUE!!!!!!

-TnC-

RicoSuave77

08-27-2005, 05:02 PM

Im almost postive this is fake, it just demonstrates yet again how irrelevant the world sees Jack Thompson. The reactions to everything he has ever done has become perpetual ridicule
I love how a few internet gaming nerds == "the world"

Nippy415

09-06-2005, 04:52 PM

As you know nintendogs came out.i know it is a great game. It is realistic.No one should listen to what some people call "hot biscuit".They say that a dog laying on another dog children shouldn't see.they say it's a disappointment to the game. but,that makes it realistic. :eek: