[WoW] You know you're lv 70 when...

[OldeWolf]

You know you're lv 70 when...

-Your shoulderpads is assigned its own zip code
-You got a weapon the size of a mini cooper
-You have groves of trees growing out of your gears
-You get offered sex in exchange for an epic flying mount
-You carry 5 different sets of gears for a druid
-You get stares if you don't have an epic flying mount


Will think of more soon. Feel free to add some more of yours here! :D

[Ancalagon]

You cant remember how to walk naturally.
You find yourself saying: "LFG: quest to get chocolate, soda and crisps from gas station. Any level"
Your hand has fused itself to your mouse, and you prefer it that way.
You introduce yourself as your avatar, and wonder if you have multiple personality disorder because you possess different avatars.

[Squidbot]

Standing in Orgrimmar is an open invitation for people to ask for boosts in SM.
You turn down invites to non heroic dungeons.
You can't do any daily chores as you have to do your daily ch... quests.
You realise you haven't used the auction house in a month.

[Yung Ugly]

You go to the bathroom and find a note from your wife that says she left with everything.

[Ancalagon]

You go to the bathroom and find a note from your wife that says she left with everything.

so you quickly check your character and are relieved to see your gear is still intact.

[iHap]

it isn't exactly level 70 stuff. But I always found this funny.

You play to much WoW if you spell World of Warcraft, WoW.
You play to much WoW if you press enter every time you go to spell something.
You play to much WoW if you LFG crosses your mind every time you are about to leave home.

[Deadend]

You know your level 70 when the only thing you care about is your arena rank.

[the Jack]

... you start having fun.

[Sly J]

You turn down invites to non heroic dungeons.

I've done this many, many times.

[Squidbot]

You know your level 70 when the only thing you care about is your arena rank.

I don't care about my arena rank. I've never even been in the arena.

[Pigeon]

..you turn down heroics because the drops aren't good enough

[Drayven]

You avoid logging in your tank/healer character because people will want you to run those nasty evil non-heroics.
You start to complain about Blizzards Law of Inverse Tanking where as you get better gear it becomes harder to tank lower dungeons.

[iHap]

You avoid logging in your tank/healer character because people will want you to run those nasty evil non-heroics.
You start to complain about Blizzards Law of Inverse Tanking where as you get better gear it becomes harder to tank lower dungeons.

Exactly why my Warrior is DPS. :)

[Sly J]

..you turn down heroics because the drops aren't good enough

Been there, too.

Man, I'm glad I don't play anymore. :P

[Ancalagon]

You start to complain about Blizzards Law of Inverse Tanking where as you get better gear it becomes harder to tank lower dungeons.

Excuse my ignorance, but what makes this so?

[Drayven]

Excuse my ignorance, but what makes this so?

Each of the tanking classes has some reliance on taking damage in order to tank. Warriors and Druids use a rage system which builds up from doing damage and taking it. Paladins use a mana bar which gets refilled through healing spells. As your gear gets better and better you take less and less damage which means warrior/druid isn't generating enough rage to really hold aggro and the paladin is burning through mana but not taking damage so not getting healed. So it becomes harder and harder to tank lower level content because you don't have your threat building tools. As a protection paladin it means I'm drinking like every single pull.

The commonly accepted method to getting around this is to tank with no pants on.