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Draft
08-12-2005, 04:25 PM
Put the kids to bed fellas, this is a grown up link. Tom's Hardware decides to get a little hardcore with a titillating expose on The Nude Patch. If you thought GTA was the first game to be heated up by horny hackers, think again! Dressing down video game vixens is a time honored dork tradition, almost as old as gaming itself. Don't wallow in your ignorance a moment longer. Instead, hold onto your joystick tight for this bumpy ride down mammary lane. And please, no getting off before the rest of us. That's just inconsiderate.

Jack Thompson Approved (NSFW.) (http://www.tomshardware.com/game/20050806/index.html)

If you are offended by pixilated nudeness, do not read this history of nude mods for games.
thecrazyd
08-12-2005, 06:17 PM
I am offended! You did not say nude enough times in the post and I accidently showed the entire link to a school bus of extra-impressionable pre-schoolers! I'm gonna call Jack Thompson and get this site shut down or just get a huge settlement curtosy of Mr. E. Avatar...
Royal Fool
08-12-2005, 06:19 PM
Jack Thompson is gonna sue this site and every single reader. :(
Derwin
08-12-2005, 06:23 PM
Jack Thompson sued his wife for being nude when she had the desire to be intimate. They settled.
Taco
08-12-2005, 06:30 PM
Dirty filthy dirty dirty titty.
fndarkone
08-12-2005, 06:50 PM
there were plenty of nude and xxx patches for duke nukem3d. im surprised there are non to be found on the internets.
B_Money
08-12-2005, 07:19 PM
Jack Thompson sued his wife for being nude when she had the desire to be intimate. They settled.
If she's uggos enough to settle for Mr Thompson, I wouldn't want to see her naked either.
Heretic Machine
08-12-2005, 07:33 PM
I'm offended by the fact that the Better Bodies mod for Morrowind wasn't mentioned!
LilAbner
08-12-2005, 08:16 PM
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!! BOOOOOOOBIES!!! NOOOOO!!!!

Now, where did I put that blood-spattered chainsaw?
Rangoth
08-12-2005, 09:47 PM
Ahh....Duke Nukem' :) I think there wasn't anyone that company didn't offend :) Almost as great as Postal 2. Now *that* is a truely great game what it comes to offending people. :)
thecrazyd
08-12-2005, 10:20 PM
Ahh....Duke Nukem' :) I think there wasn't anyone that company didn't offend :) Almost as great as Postal 2. Now *that* is a truely great game what it comes to offending people. :)
Postal 2 didn't really offend anyone because no one played it. It was a case of trying too hard to be offensive.
Rangoth
08-12-2005, 10:21 PM
I played it! :-)
Dirty Harry
08-13-2005, 12:07 AM
I played it! :-)
I played it and bought all the expansions, i dunno about you but i like the style of game play. Kinda like a first person grand theft auto.
Rangoth
08-13-2005, 12:19 AM
I bought the expansions as well :)
Liquidize105
08-13-2005, 12:42 PM
I'm not offended by Postal at all, but the game's just crap. The indoors and outdoors are very amateurishly done, with a smoke break in between every load zone.
Rangoth
08-13-2005, 01:29 PM
It seems you have not played said game since its intial release. The load times sucked balls before they released a patch, now they are just fine and dandy.
mister_slim
08-13-2005, 02:45 PM
there were plenty of nude and xxx patches for duke nukem3d. im surprised there are non to be found on the internets.
Wasn't there an official Penthouse level?
Rangoth
08-13-2005, 02:53 PM
I think so but its been a while
Heretic Machine
08-14-2005, 12:55 PM
I found the demo to Postal 2 to be pretty fun. Never bought it though, better things to do than setting people on fire and pissing on their corpses... Er, wait, I have nothing better to do than that. Why the hell didn't I buy that game?!

Hehe... making corpse piles was fun too. I need to go get that demo again...