There's A Machinima Goin' On And You're Gonna Watch It

[fitbabits]

I'm falling back in love with Computer Games Magazine (http://www.cgonline.com) and the following article (http://www.cgonline.com/content/view/1055/) is part of the reason.

You've got to hand it to R. Kelly: and quickly, before he can pee on that hand. No, but really, hand it to him: even as most of the problems in life can be traced back to his overactive scrote and his underactive noodle, he continues on writing songs about doing the sex. Keep reading: this is eventually about The Sims 2.

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In this five part song (with more supposedly on the way), R. Kelly puts the lie to the common racist sentiment that black people all know each other.

Excellent!

[TheHammerGod]

Computer Games is my favorite PC gaming magazine, its reviews and layout appeal to me alot and since a years subscription can be found for about $5 it is well worth the purchase.

[Varsity]

I quite enjoyed that, despite myself.

[Kefkataran]

Ha! That makes me interested in a subscription. I get Computer Gaming World and PC Gamer right now, but I've been thinking about dropping PC Gamer when it comes time for renewal since it's getting sort of boring.

[bean19]

That was a fun article and great machina. Nice post. I really enjoyed it.

[askheaves]

Do they have a bunch of the staff from PC Accelerator and, subsequently, Daily Radar? I always enjoyed their writing when they weren't trying to be all hip and stuff and just let teh funny come out.

[motor]

That is, without a doubt, the funniest/worst song I have ever heard in my entire life. I think a stuffed animal performance on robot chicken is called for.

[The Radical Cleric]

WOw. I mean. WOw.

[askheaves]

Now that I've watched it... I feel dirty.

I feel like bustin' caps in all they asses.

I said, "Why don't I just go out the window?"
"Yes, except for one thing, we on the fith flo'"

[Xaerin]

Meh, the original was funnier.

[PacerDawn]

If you havn't seen it yet, check out Jimmy Kimmel's "The Pizza", at the ABC web site. It's a parady of that R.Kelly "Hip-HOpera". While I don't find many things on that show to be very funny, this happens to be hilarious.

http://abc.go.com/primetime/jimmykimmel/index.html?lid=ABCCOMMenu&lpos=LateNight

(click on Watch Video, down left side of the page)

[Derwin]

What if there was an Evil Avatar magazine?

(One already may exist though and I think it's called Official XBox Magazine)

[Kefkataran]

(One already may exist though and I think it's called Official XBox Magazine)

See, I thought that was pretty funny.

[net7runner]

What if there was an Evil Avatar magazine?Hmmm... *wavy imagination effect*

Table of Contents:
Page 1 - Letter from the Editor: EA's Weekly Comic Review
Page 3 - The Weekly Releases (now with Heated Debate!)
Page 7 - Latest Xbox 360/PS3/Revolution News! Find out which is REALLY better!
Page 7.5 - Comments on breaking news! Secrets revealed by the industry's top forum posters!
Page 20 - All New Flamewar! (Someone insulted someone else's momma on page 19)
Page 5,642 - World of Warcraft player slices pet rabbit in half with sword. Claims "he got what what coming to him! He said he wasn't the one that sold all my items at the AH and left me naked in the street, but I know it was him! DIEDIEDI--"
Page 5,643 (Back Page) - Gigantic FEAR advertisement

Hmmm...on second thought... :p

[Draft]

Page 5,643 (Back Page) - Gigantic FEAR advertisement

Hmmm...on second thought... :pHahahahahah.

[Kefkataran]

I think that's a pretty good idea of what it'd be like net7runner. Bravo.

[Xerxes]

That wasn't bad at all... I didn't know all that could be acted out with sims2... Makes me wonder wha could be managed with say the Unreal 3 engine...