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GunnyMo
07-18-2007, 03:28 PM
Whether it was leaked on purpose or oozed its way out onto the Internets, the trailer for Dungeon Siege: In The Name of The King (http://www.veoh.com/videos/v8018387kjKwTpj) is now available.

I'm...speechless. I'm also wondering how Boll managed to snag actors like Jason Statham, Ron Perlman and Ray Liotta into this movie? Blackmail?

Heretic Machine
07-18-2007, 03:37 PM
Everything about that trailer just boggles my fucking mind. It was far too campy, obviously, but then there was Jason Statham running around, being a bad-ass. But then it cuts to Burt Reynolds as a fucking king, of all things. We've got Ray Liotta as some sorcerer, or something. I don't know, it was just fucked up to see. Looks about as promising as the D&D movies... which is to say, not at all.

Tel Prydain
07-18-2007, 03:42 PM
Must. Strangle. Voice-over. Guy.

Xerxes
07-18-2007, 03:43 PM
What the fuck?!

Camel
07-18-2007, 03:44 PM
Ron Perlman looked pissed as hell in that trailer.

I like all these actors, but that looks pretty terrible.

Zanch
07-18-2007, 03:49 PM
Oh god...that was poison for my brain.

GunnyMo
07-18-2007, 03:50 PM
The only way...the only way...to watch this movie without walking out on it will be to go with a group of friends and laugh and hoot your way loudly throughout. By going into it knowing it's going to be monumentally bad, and taking enjoyment out of that, will make it a good night out. :D

Lima Beans
07-18-2007, 03:52 PM
IN A WORLD.. ONE MAN.... blah blah blah... Most generic trailer ever.

civil_dead
07-18-2007, 03:53 PM
I'm...speechless. I'm also wondering how Boll managed to snag actors like Jason Statham, Ron Perlman and Ray Liotta into this movie? Blackmail?
Money, butt sex and strippers. In that order.

Yeti
07-18-2007, 03:54 PM
I refuse to ever watch an Uwe Boll film, let alone give him money for the torture, the trailers are enough.

"Courage can prevail over magic" that makes no sense what so ever. :confused:

Crash_69
07-18-2007, 03:56 PM
The only way...the only way...to watch this movie without walking out on it will be to go with a group of friends and laugh and hoot your way loudly throughout. By going into it knowing it's going to be monumentally bad, and taking enjoyment out of that, will make it a good night out. :D

Being high would help also...

randir14
07-18-2007, 03:59 PM
Looks like Boll ripped off the visual style of the Lord of the Rings films, even to the point that he copies some of the scenes (the group walking on a snowy mountain as the camera sweeps past)

Shjinta
07-18-2007, 03:59 PM
Oh dear god.. There goes my Second Favorite game :( thanks Uwe

Krispy
07-18-2007, 04:05 PM
I don't know how to take this. I mean... its like hes not even trying, like no one is trying. Like the trailer guys didn't even try, not even the voice over dude was trying. Its Spider-man 3 all over again.

GigaFuzz
07-18-2007, 04:10 PM
Heh, that trailer looks even more like Lord of the Rings than the last one. That's unpossible!

But anyway, I was really surprised by all the big names in this one. Surely they must have known about Boll's previous films....

lpmiller
07-18-2007, 04:22 PM
it's not like Jason, Ray or Ron are like, new to being in really bad movies.

Ernst_Jager
07-18-2007, 05:02 PM
WTF?! I didn't see a single person chug potion after potion....

Alexious
07-18-2007, 05:05 PM
WTF?! I didn't see a single person chug potion after potion....
QFT! Thanks for the laugh... :D

The question is, will it be better than BloodRayne?!?

Veregon
07-18-2007, 05:10 PM
How could anyone watch this trailer to the end and NOT mention Ray Liotta's "acting" in the last few seconds??

Slowpc
07-18-2007, 05:13 PM
Wow... that trailer is just... craptacular! and yes... those last few second were of pure acting genius.

Typical_Michael
07-18-2007, 05:18 PM
Yeah its a shame.

Ron, stick to making Hellboy II.

Burt, here is a new "Man Law" for you:

[The Burt] - "No man shall star in a Uwe Boll Movie."

[The Burt] - "Man Law?"

[ALL] - MAN LAW.

Meatgortex
07-18-2007, 05:50 PM
This thing seems to have been in post forever. It seems like a year since the last trailer came out.

51|RandoM
07-18-2007, 06:29 PM
Oh man.

I suggest everybody treat this movie the way you play a Dungeon Siege game.

Just as you'd let the game play itself, let this movie watch itself. You'll be better off that way.

OUX
07-18-2007, 06:52 PM
Sweet zombie Jesus that looked so bad. Like DnD movie bad, like Eye of the Beholder bad.

Sloth
07-18-2007, 07:05 PM
"Courage can prevail over magic" that makes no sense what so ever. :confused:

yeah I thought the same thing when I heard that. It's like saying Courage can prevail over Ice Cream or Courage can prevail over the Internets

OUX
07-18-2007, 07:06 PM
yeah I thought the same thing when I heard that. It's like saying Courage can prevail over Ice Cream or Courage can prevail over the Internets

Well with the Internets being a series of tubes I could imagine Courage overcoming thems.

BrainDrain
07-18-2007, 07:26 PM
Looks like Boll ripped off the visual style of the Lord of the Rings films, even to the point that he copies some of the scenes (the group walking on a snowy mountain as the camera sweeps past)

LOL, I thought the same dam thing when I saw that scene. Personally, I think they cast every actor that just doesn't fit in a fantasy setting.

DarkDaY
07-18-2007, 08:39 PM
bloodyhell I cant wait for that movie to come out!!.
cant come fast enough.




































(the flaming is going to be the best part of it.)

Bone
07-18-2007, 10:28 PM
How could anyone watch this trailer to the end and NOT mention Ray Liotta's "acting" in the last few seconds??
I thought Ray was brilliant. I've always wondered how someone would portray a flamboyantly gay sorcerer.

Mashidar
07-18-2007, 11:28 PM
it's not like Jason, Ray or Ron are like, new to being in really bad movies.

To tell you the truth, I have expected this movie to have Eric Roberts in it. Guess movies that have that cheese feeling make you think of folks that are in movies like this most of the time.

DarkDaY
07-18-2007, 11:57 PM
To tell you the truth, I have expected this movie to have Eric Roberts in it. Guess movies that have that cheese feeling make you think of folks that are in movies like this most of the time.


I could see Eric Roberts in it, ya, but they would have to rewrite the script to include a copious amount of crying for him. Its what he does.

Vandenh
07-19-2007, 02:48 AM
SUPER generic movie. Don't go near it (I saw it at a movie festival... not bad.. just 1000% generic).

Discobob73
07-19-2007, 07:04 AM
And yet Uwe says he's making "Quality" crap, er I mean movies. I mean look at the list of his upcoming movies....WTF....

Alone in The Dark 2??
Bloodrayne 2 :eek:

Taiso
07-19-2007, 08:23 AM
In every generation...

...there is one man...

...who stands out amongst the rest...

...who has the power...

...to ruin movies forever...

...that man...

...is Uwe Boll!

Seriously, I live Boll's movies precisely because they're bad. Plus, I have a morbid fascination with watching him piss and moan about all the criticism he gets on the internet. Well deserved criticism, mind you.

I mean, COME ON. The guy actually beat the shit out of a bunch of his critics in boxing matches. What a fucking stunt!

Still, this will be bad.

And Kristanna Lokken? I'd tap that shit till the cows come home.

And I live in the desert.

NeuroMan42
07-19-2007, 09:35 AM
I just threw up a bit.

Binkley
07-19-2007, 10:56 AM
So is this still one long film or two parts like Kill Bill?

(I also cannot comprehend the number of actual stars (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460780/) in this film.)

Deunnero
07-19-2007, 11:17 AM
This movie will become a cult phenom ... just you wait and see.