Thirteen Thousand and Counting... Winner!

[fitbabits]

Without further ado, the winner of the "OMG, fitbabits reached 13,000 posts and is giving shit away" (http://www.evilavatar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25122) giveaway is none other than rinichanraar (http://www.evilavatar.com/forums/member.php?u=5349). Congratulations, rini, and thanks to everyone who took the time to enter/reply. Without you lot I would likely never have reached 13,000.

rini - shoot me a pm with your full name, address and choice of free game or movie.

There will likely be another giveaway on my fourteen thousandth post, so stick around...

[Gorvi]

Congrats rinichanraar!

[Mantooth]

There will likely be another giveaway on my fourteen thousandth post, so stick around...

Another giveaway in a couple hours then. :D

[Goronmon]

She sexed you up, didn't she? I call h4x.

[Franjo]

congrats rini

[Meusli]

Congrats on your win! I bear you no ill will ;)

[cloudedjesus]

Let me guess, he won some of that earth shaking news?

[Grifter]

rini - shoot me a pm with your full name, address

I see whats going on here...

wink..wink, nudge..nudge...

Congrats Rini.

Let me guess, he won some of that earth shaking news?

She

[Goronmon]

I see whats going on here...Only because I already exposed the truth.

[fitbabits]

Let me guess, he won some of that earth shaking news?
She won a game or movie of her choice...

As for the earth shaking news, I suggest you complain to Konami about it.

[The Continental]

rini - shoot me a pm with your full name, address and choice of free game or movie.


This my friends, is a graduate course in eStalking. Fake competitions to get a chick's home address are certainly elaborate and time consuming, but they always pay off.

Learn from the boots boys, he knows what he's doing.

[Siraris]

Hey rini, request that he get you the Halo 3 Master Chief edition thing :D :D :D :D :D

[Rirath]

rini - shoot me a pm with your full name, address and choice of free game or movie.

Could this be the most elaborate pickup line yet seen on EvAv?
I mean seriously, what are the odds of a female winner? ;)

[Goronmon]

Hey rini, request that he get you the Halo 3 Master Chief edition thing :D :D :D :D :DPffft...did you even read the rules for the contest? Nubbins.

[Goronmon]

rini - shoot me a pm with your full name, address and choice of free game or movie. Psst...fit...this is the part you are supposed to do in secret.

[Zanzibar]

This my friends, is a graduate course in eStalking. Fake competitions to get a chick's home address are certainly elaborate and time consuming, but they always pay off.

Learn from the boots boys, he knows what he's doing.
God damn, I laughed hard.

I do that a lot on this site.

[rein]

I guess the fact that she vibrates didn't hurt her chances. I'm going to practice my vibrating skills for the 14000 psot contest. ;)



... oh yeah, congrats Rinichararararrrarrra.

[Codicier]

Could this be the most elaborate pickup line yet seen on EvAv?
I mean seriously, what are the odds of a female winner? ;)

It's not so elaborate as you think. It's like a stranger with candy. If some guy offers you candy, what do you do? You get in that fucking car because it's candy, that's what!


I do that a lot on this site.

That explains many things...oh you were talking about laughing...

[Jukey]

You go girl! ;)

[The Continental]

It's not so elaborate as you think. It's like a stranger with candy. If some guy offers you candy, what do you do? You get in that fucking car because it's candy, that's what!

http://sc.tri-bit.com/images/6/65/chances.sized.jpg

[Johan]

I'm really glad she won...I enjoy her posts, and I think her custom user title is absolutely hilarious.

Congrats! And way to go, fits, for reaching such a milestone of carpal tunnel/arthritis!

[Goronmon]

You go girl! ;)Don't post again...ever.

[Fronz]

congrats rinichanraar!

[fitbabits]

I give up! I really do give up... On one hand, we all claim to want a diverse community with both genders fully represented, yet on the other hand I'm criticized for rini winning a random giveaway competition. Not only that, I'm accused of e-stalking!! May I remind you all that I am very happily married and the thoughts I'm accused of didn't even enter my mind. Then there's some ass who likely joined just to enter the competition and decides to rake me for the Konami debacle because he/she didn't win. And, to top it all off, he/she calls rini a "he", proving conclusively that he/she is as clueless as his posts so far indicate.

Sometimes I wonder if it's even worth it.

[Codicier]

I give up! I really do give up... On one hand, we all claim to want a diverse community with both genders fully represented, yet on the other hand I'm criticized for rini winning a random giveaway competition. Not only that, I'm accused of e-stalking!! May I remind you all that I am very happily married and the thoughts I'm accused of didn't even enter my mind. Then there's some ass who likely joined just to enter the competition and decides to rake me for the Konami debacle because he/she didn't win. And, to top it all off, he/she calls rini a "he", proving conclusively that he/she is as clueless as his posts so far indicate.

Sometimes I wonder if it's even worth it.

Well you're right about that guy raking you on the Konami thing, but you know we're just kidding about the e-stalking thing fits. ;)

[Disgustipated]

I give up! I really do give up... On one hand, we all claim to want a diverse community with both genders fully represented, yet on the other hand I'm criticized for rini winning a random giveaway competition. Not only that, I'm accused of e-stalking!! May I remind you all that I am very happily married and the thoughts I'm accused of didn't even enter my mind. Then there's some ass who likely joined just to enter the competition and decides to rake me for the Konami debacle because he/she didn't win. And, to top it all off, he/she calls rini a "he", proving conclusively that he/she is as clueless as his posts so far indicate.

Sometimes I wonder if it's even worth it.

Oh quit your whining, you know half of these idiots just want to hop on your lap and ask for their favorite game like some sort of sick mall Santa fantasy.

...She better pick some rare ass game like fucking Suikoden 2 or something.

Edit: She had a vagina, she DESERVED to win. When I go up to San Francisco later this year I'm gonna bring back pics to prove her vagina is real!!

[fitbabits]

Well you're right about that guy raking you on the Konami thing, but you know we're just kidding about the e-stalking thing fits. ;)
Yeah, I know, but I also love me some drama! :)

[Goronmon]

Blah, it wasn't as expensive as I thought.

[Odyzen]

rini - shoot me a pm with your full name, address and choice of free game or movie. That's why you're my hero.

Congrats Rini, I'm glad you won. Better you than any of these EvAv dicks. (Pun FTW)

[Codicier]

Edit: She had a vagina, she DESERVED to win. When I go up to San Francisco later this year I'm gonna bring back pics to prove her vagina is real!!

Wow....just wow....

EDIT: "Had" a vagina? Did she lose it or something?

[Disgustipated]

Wow....just wow....

EDIT: "Had" a vagina? Did she lose it or something?

I was talking in future tense. She's GONNA lose it when I go up there.

/creepysexjokes

[The Continental]

Well you're right about that guy raking you on the Konami thing, but you know we're just kidding about the e-stalking thing fits. ;)

Haha, I didn't even notice the Konami guy. Three posts and he's already ribbing the boots. As for the eStalking (also iStalking if you're a Mac user), I was indeed just teasing ya. I kid because I love.

[Hagetaka]

Let me guess, he won some of that earth shaking news?

Ouch, put away the dagger man.

[Disgustipated]

Blah, it wasn't as expensive as I thought.

I say Radiant Silvergun for Saturn. Awesome game, too.

[Spigot]

Congrats Rini. Maybe next time a CANADIAN can win...

Hey Hey, Ho Ho, We're Cold And Buried In Snow!

[rinichanraar]

Wow! I seriously never thought I'd win. Thanks so much, Bootsy! You're the best! :D

[Disgustipated]

http://archive.gamespy.com/top10/december02/grails/index4.shtml

Get that game, Rini. Only $6,500.

[cloudedjesus]

Then there's some beautiful man who likely joined just to enter the competition and decides to rake me for the Konami debacle because he/she didn't win. And, to top it all off, he/she calls rini a "he", proving conclusively that he/she is as clueless as his posts so far indicate.

Sometimes I wonder if it's even worth it.

I may have called a woman a man, but at least i don't go around calling people he/she's.

[DangerousDaze]

Congratulations! :)

[fitbabits]

I may have called a woman a man, but at least i don't go around calling people he/she's.
As I don't know your gender, I was being non-specific, which is a lesson you need to learn. Oh, and you're still an ass, even though you changed my original quote. The only thing missing to complete you assness was the word "fixed". I'm sure you just forgot about it.

[cloudedjesus]

As I don't know your gender, I was being non-specific, which is a lesson you need to learn. Oh, and you're still an ass, even though you changed my original quote. The only thing missing to complete you assness was the word "fixed". I'm sure you just forgot about it.

How can you be nonspecific and still call me an ass?
I think the ass is a pretty specific part of the body.
Now if you were to call me a part of the endocrine system or perhaps even a postule on the gastrointestinal track then you would still have some wriggle room.
But as it stands your argument is invalid and therefor your internet penis shrivels like a raisin in the sun or some other terrible drama by Lorraine Hansberry.

Also, you are a sir/mam are a fig/nut.

[rinichanraar]

I think it's (ban) hammer time.

[Goronmon]

I think it's (ban) hammer time.You should trade the game for a chance to permanently ban any user of your choosing.

[fitbabits]

How can you be nonspecific and still call me an ass?
I think the ass is a pretty specific part of the body.
Now if you were to call me a part of the endocrine system or perhaps even a postule on the gastrointestinal track then you would still have some wriggle room.
But as it stands your argument is invalid and therefor your internet penis shrivels like a raisin in the sun or some other terrible drama by Lorraine Hansberry.

Also, you are a sir/mam are a fig/nut.
I am specific about calling you an ass because, well, you're acting like one. This has NOTHING to do with your gender at all. Rather, it has everything to do with your very telling contribution to the site so far.

Being an ass is gender neutral.

[cloudedjesus]

Being in an ass is gender neutral.

I hardly see how this relates to the topic at hand. I am truly offended by you lack of candor.

[fitbabits]

I hardly see how this relates to the topic at hand. I am truly offended by you lack of candor.
I hardly see how you being an ass relates to the topic at hand. And if you're truly offended by anything, it should be by your own lack of common sense and decency. You don't NEED to post here... I'm in the process of carving your name out on the Ban Hammer. Tread lightly.

[Goronmon]

I'm in the process of carving your name out on the Ban Hammer.You won't do it.

[cloudedjesus]

My only regret is having but one ban to give for my country.
Which is America.
You may have read about it on the newspapers you use as shoes.

[DangerousDaze]

I hardly see how this relates to the topic at hand. I am truly offended by you lack of candor.
Fortune cookie say "Depth 2 IP search may prove illuminating".

[cloudedjesus]

Fortune cookie say "Depth 2 IP search may prove illuminating".
you forgot the in the bed part.
You people are so juvenile, I swear.

[fitbabits]

you forgot the in the bed part.
You people are so juvenile, I swear.
Final warning - quit while you're losing. I will ban you if you persist on being an ass, so think carefully about your next post.

[cloudedjesus]

Final warning - quit while you're losing. I will ban you if you persist on being an ass, so think carefully about your next post.
If I am losing and you are winning then I must say, you are not winning much at all are you. You really shouldn't look at life as a series of wins and loses, otherwise you will diminish the value of the knowledge and perspective you gain from failure. If anything, I would say you are simply being too close minded.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/fitbabits/BanHammer.jpg

Banned for being an ass.

[Spigot]

Ah, cloudedjesus. We knew him not very well...

[fitbabits]

If I am losing and you are winning then I must say, you are not winning much at all are you. You really shouldn't look at life as a series of wins and loses, otherwise you will diminish the value of the knowledge and perspective you gain from failure. If anything, I would say you are simply being too close minded.
I'm not winning - no-one is here, which is the message I'm trying to get through to you. I see I it's not working. You were warned.

[Goronmon]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/fitbabits/BanHammer.jpg

Banned for being an ass.Awwww yeah.

[fitbabits]

Apologies to rinichanraar for the focus being lost - you're still a winner.

[Goronmon]

Apologies to rinichanraar for the focus being lost - you're still a winner.QFT
Minimum character limit for the lose.

[Disgustipated]

Ah, cloudedjesus. We knew him not very well...

You won't do it.

You should trade the game for a chance to permanently ban any user of your choosing.

Awwww yeah.


Can't... stop... laughing....

[OUX]

Congrats rini. God I love that picture.

[Disgustipated]

Congrats rini. God I love that picture.

Fookin' rite, mon.

[Johan]

Apologies to rinichanraar for the focus being lost - you're still a winner.

You are too, fitbabits. You put up with a lot from all of us in the rabble, and we love ya for it!

/okay...love is kinda strong. How about, well...you're cool, and we respect you, and a big manly pat on the back would be great?

Well...the upper back, you know...not anywhere near the small of the back or your ass, cause that could me miscontrued...

and we wouldn't want that!/

[Serapth]

I'm not winning - no-one is here, which is the message I'm trying to get through to you. I see I it's not working. You were warned.


Well, you are getting more and more emo lately... Jostling to take Kefks crown? :D

[Spigot]

I think Rini just won twice. She gets a game of her choice AND got to see the full fury of the HEBH unleashed upon a twit. Congrats!

[OUX]

I think Rini just won twice. She gets a game of her choice AND got to see the full fury of the HEBH unleashed upon a twit. Congrats!

Hey spiggy I was disappointed that you didn't respond to me flame attempt in the other thread, I know I don't do it often but I thought that one was pretty good. ;)

[Spigot]

Ah, see, a good flame is one that comes from the heart. You were just going through the motions there.

Want to see a righteously pissed of Spigot? Go over here (http://www.evilavatar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24524&page=4&pp=40), go to post #135 and watch me bang my head against the wall while trying to talk sense to Vader582. Sigh. That was a waste of a day.

[OUX]

I have much to learn, I shall take the journey of 1,000 posts and register at gameFaqs to find a master flamer to teach me.

[Johan]

I have much to learn, I shall take the journey of 1,000 posts and register at gameFaqs to find a master flamer to teach me.

GrinR still has it, when he wants it. Seek wisdom, young grasshopper, from GrinR.

[saulob]

how :D congrats.

to bad, it wasn't me :(

[Spigot]

There ya go. It's the people like Vader582 or cloudedjesus who are so wrapped up in whatever semantic twistyland they have concocted for themselves that are the true trolls. They just won't post anything that adds to the conversation or that at least illustrates a thought process behind their reasoning. THAT is what drives me nuts.

And obviously fitty feels the same way :)

[Montolio]

Congratulations rinichanraar!

[Goronmon]

Oh yeah, btw, congrats rini!

[Kelegacy]

Can I still get a game anyway? I'm nice.

I guess I'd settle for a shaved teabag.

[Ultima Thulian]

A good poster rewarded (rini), and a dipshit casteth down...smited by the banhammer! Today is going to be a fucking awesome day.

[DangerousDaze]

Hmm, I could have sworn I saw "Look at me I'm a banned ass" for a split second before the thread underwent surgery. ;) Anyway, congrats again! Who'd a thunk that the award thread would've been so eventful?

[fitbabits]

Hmm, I could have sworn I saw "Look at me I'm a banned ass" for a split second before the thread underwent surgery. ;) Anyway, congrats again! Who'd a thunk that the award thread would've been so eventful?
Yeah, that was me. The twit who was banned posted before I was on the downswing with the hammer, so I added that while I banned him/her proper. :)

[Pigeon]

Anyways, proving that I bear no grudges whatsoever with you folks, I've decided to offer a prize to two (yes, two) lucky readers of Evil Avatar.
So who won the 2nd?

[Johan]

So who won the 2nd?

I'd like one entry for each of my kids.

That ought to lock up a win for me!

[wyeast]

Apologies to rinichanraar for the focus being lost - you're still a winner.
Damn, what kind of shenanigans did I miss today with my power glitching all day? :(

Dangerchan's always a winner to me. :o

And I thought I was her designated e-stalker? :confused: ;)

Congrats, Dangerchan! and Bootsy for his 13k :D

[maharahaj]

http://archive.gamespy.com/top10/december02/grails/index4.shtml

Get that game, Rini. Only $6,500.

Yeah, I was going to suggest Steel Battalion for $200, but yours is better!

[Johan]

wyeast: I think you've taken over for me as EvAv's resident emoticon abuser!

[rinichanraar]

Thanks for all the congratulations, everyone! You guys are awesome. Seriously. Aside from that cloud guy, you're all great. Especially Mr. Boots.

Best community ever! :D

[Serapth]

wyeast: I think you've taken over for me as EvAv's resident emoticon abuser!

He :confused: :o i :( s no ;)where near :D :mad: :) :p as :rolleyes: :eek: :cool: :eek: bad.

[Serapth]

Thanks for all the congratulations, everyone! You guys are awesome. Seriously. Aside from that cloud guy, you're all great. Especially Mr. Boots.

Best community ever! :D

So, what game will it be? It better not be sucky!!! ;)

[rinichanraar]

So, what game will it be? It better not be sucky!!! ;)

I was trying to think of a Wii game I wanted but didn't have, but there isn't one out right now that I'm dying to get. So I went with Guitar Hero II. It's one of those games I find extremely fun, but am pretty terrible at. I've played it a lot but never bought it because I was hesitant to pay the guitar money. But thanks to Bootsy, I'll soon be able to play it in the comfort of my own apartment (more importantly, without random shoppers at Best Buy watching in awe at how terrible I am)! :)

[fitbabits]

So who won the 2nd?
It's a secret... :)

[Spigot]

Great choice, rinichan.

[Disgustipated]

I was trying to think of a Wii game I wanted but didn't have, but there isn't one out right now that I'm dying to get. So I went with Guitar Hero II. It's one of those games I find extremely fun, but am pretty terrible at. I've played it a lot but never bought it because I was hesitant to pay the guitar money. But thanks to Bootsy, I'll soon be able to play it in the comfort of my own apartment (more importantly, without random shoppers at Best Buy watching in awe at how terrible I am)! :)

...I'm hoping you got the guitar, too?

And why didn't you get that $6,500 game? You could buy LOTS of Guitar Heros with that.

And require ScottishMcBootsHammer to get a second mortage, but cause > effect.

[Johan]

It's a secret... :)

Oh...come on now! Inquiring minds want to know!

/and apathetic me is bored and wants to know!

[fitbabits]

Oh...come on now! Inquiring minds want to know!

/and apathetic me is bored and wants to know!
Only the second person and myself know...

[Johan]

Only the second person and myself know...

Weeeelllll, then it's not me...

I always succeed at losing everything!

[kurosaki]

next thing you know EvAv's gonna have a dating forum. oh by the way that picture with "free candy" on the side of the van is FUCKING AWESOME! im gonna make that into a poster if its not one already

[fitbabits]

next thing you know EvAv's gonna have a dating forum.
Dude... Please tell me you're not another cloudedjesus. My therapist told me I should only use the Ban Hammer once per day.

[Spigot]

Dude... Please tell me you're not another cloudedjesus. My therapist told me I should only use the Ban Hammer once per day.It's technically tomorrow, so go forth and ban!

Though it looks like he isn't quite at the cloudedjesus level of banability yet. He is at the 8 post mark though, which should indicate some level of malice.

[fitbabits]

It's technically tomorrow, so go forth and ban!

Though it looks like he isn't quite at the cloudedjesus level of banability yet. He is at the 8 post mark though, which should indicate some level of malice.
It's still today by my reckoning.

It bothers me that our occasional giveaways have an uncanny knack of luring the loons out for the woodwork. Then, if they don't win, they spend the rest of their EvAv careers pissing in the pockets of the very people that attracted them to the site in the first place. Or was it the potential for winning some free shit that attracted them here? Nah, surely not.

[Codicier]

Dude... Please tell me you're not another cloudedjesus. My therapist told me I should only use the Ban Hammer once per day.

Fuck your therapist! You should ban him, he's holding you back.

[fitbabits]

Fuck your therapist! You should ban him, he's holding you back.
I tried that. He didn't appreciate my advances, though.

[Codicier]

I tried that. He didn't appreciate my advances, though.

Just ban him then. We don't need a therapist on these boards anyway. We've got Setebos, he's a real doctor....right?

[MaiXu]

<Brent>

Sexist!

</Brent>

[Ultima Thulian]

Just ban him then. We don't need a therapist on these boards anyway. We've got Setebos, he's a real doctor....right?

Don't forget Dr. Finger, who offers discount prostate exams. He lives up to his name folks, you gotta respect that.

[Xerxes]

I soooooooooo thought I got this one.