The Weekly Release

[bapenguin]

Not much this week except...Snakes...on a Motherfucking Plane... on a motherfucking DVD.

Wednesday
Yu-Gi-Oh! GX: Spirit Caller (http://www.gamerankings.com/htmlpages2/934497.asp?q=Yu-Gi-Oh) (NDS)
Paws and Claws (http://www.gamerankings.com/itemrankings/searchresult.asp?term=Paws++Claws&itemid=936464) (NDS)

DVD
Snakes on a Plane (http://www.imdb.com/rg/REC_NEW_RELEASE//title/tt0417148/)
The Covenant (http://www.imdb.com/rg/REC_NEW_RELEASE//title/tt0475944/)
Beer League (http://www.imdb.com/rg/REC_NEW_RELEASE//title/tt0453453/)

Theater
Happily N' Ever After (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0308353/)
Freedom Writers (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0463998/)
Home of the Brave (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0763840/)
Codename: The Cleaner (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462229/)

[Gorvi]

Paws and Claws. I can die a happy man now.

[NoName]

That's good Gorvi. I didn't want to tell you this but... the doctor called. I'm sorry.

[TKO]

Hehe .. no amount of non-interest in the movie can stop me from breaking into a smile when extensive use of "motherfucking" is used about a Samuel L Jackson movie. Don't you wish he'd been able to break into some of that language in Star Wars somewhere? :D

[Gorvi]

That's good Gorvi. I didn't want to tell you this but... the doctor called. I'm sorry.

It's ok, I've got copies of Dogz and Catz to keep me busy during my slow decline after I finish Paws and Claws. I'll go with a smile on my face.

[NotJeff]

So, Snakes on a Plane was mostly utter garbage. But the experience of seeing it in a theater full of drunk college-age youtube kids on opening night? Priceless. Lots of hissing, shouting, generally carrying on.

[NoName]

It's ok, I've got copies of Dogz and Catz to keep me busy during my slow decline after I finish Paws and Claws. I'll go with a smile on my face.
And when you pass from this mortal existence, the rest of us will remember you as the manliest of men.

[Gorvi]

And when you pass from this mortal existence, the rest of us will remember you as the manliest of men.

That will be much appreciated. My only request is to be entombed with my my most prized possession (http://www.majescoentertainment.com/catalog/gba/strawberry.php).

[NoName]

That will be much appreciated. My only request is to be entombed with my my most prized possession (http://www.majescoentertainment.com/catalog/gba/strawberry.php).
I'm truly at a loss for words... 0.o

[Disgustipated]

I'm truly at a loss for words... 0.o

He's an FFXI player, you can't really expect too much rational thinking there.

Well, this week in release sucks balls, but next week should kick major ass, Lost Planet baby!

[Gorvi]

He's an FFXI player, you can't really expect too much rational thinking there.

Hey, now, I don't bash on your entertainment source. Not that I know what is, of course.

[The Iron Weasel]

Hey, now, I don't bash on your entertainment source. Not that I know what is, of course.
*whisper*Its goat porn. :D

[Gorvi]

*whisper*Its goat porn. :D

Oooooh. Well, shit, it looks like he's bash proof. Damn you Disgustipated and you're sainlty existance!

[Sandman]

I'm tired of these mother fuckin snakes on this mother fuckin dvd!!!!

there I said it

[Knite]

I know this might seem odd, but I actually LIKED Snakes on a Plane.

I went in expecting a B movie with a SLJ "Motherfucking" in there, and that's exactly what I got. hehehe

[The Continental]

Children of Men (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/children_of_men/) finally opens nationwide this Friday after what seems like forever in limited release.

You owe it to yourselves to see the best movie of 2006.

[yelhornet]

Children of Men was an awesome film - though I am suprised that it is only going on full release in the US now - normally us Brits get things alot later than you lot - we have even had snakes on a plane out on DVD already.

[Ultima Thulian]

I hate to admit it, but I enjoy the Yugi-oh as a card game, and this one has wifi. I may just get it, even if the story/characters make me want to vomit.

[divinechaos]

I hate to admit it, but I enjoy the Yugi-oh as a card game, and this one has wifi. I may just get it, even if the story/characters make me want to vomit.

I'm glad my little bro will have someone to play against. Whenever you get it, make sure ya PM your friend code. Oh yea, and I'm not kidding, my brother is seriously good at that game.

[Mr Flannery]

"Not much this week" ... ?!

First of all, it's called "Artie Lange's; Beer League." Secondly, it was the best comedy of 2006 and I am assuming none of you have Sirius, or a sense of humor.

[Soap]

I'm sorry Gorvi, but the first thing that popped into my head when I heard "Paws and Claws"....

Furry Love

[Gorvi]

I'm sorry Gorvi, but the first thing that popped into my head when I heard "Paws and Claws"....

Furry Love

Oh god.... ok, yeah, that's where I'd draw the line with that little running joke. :p

[KarmaGhost]

Happily N'ever After... remember when only Pixar released CGI movies and you were pretty much guaranteed that they'd be quality?

[Ultima Thulian]

I remember that. Good times. How the mighty have fallen.

[Deathwave]

Children of Men (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/children_of_men/) finally opens nationwide this Friday after what seems like forever in limited release.

You owe it to yourselves to see the best movie of 2006.

I've been wanting to see Children of Men since I saw the first trailer for it, months ago. Looks good.

[Returner]

Anybody know if Snakes on a plane will be on HD-DVD? I want some high res mother fucking snakes.

[Twinkie]

Children of Men looks amazing, I will have to see it.

[Sophism]

Somehow you missed Karaoke Revolution: American Idol. It shipped today. Tracklist:

# All My Life
# Alone
# (There's) Always Something There To Remind Me
# Be Without You
# Breakaway
# Build Me Up Buttercup
# Can't Help Falling In Love
# Crazy Little Thing Called Love
# Dilemma
# Do I Make You Proud
# Don't Let The Sun Go Down on Me
# Don't You Want Me
# Easy
# Every Rose Has Its Thorn
# Flying Without Wings
# Heartbreaker
# Heaven
# Hungry Like The Wolf
# If You Don't Know Me By Now
# It's Not Unusual
# Just The Way You Are
# Let's Stay Together
# Love Will Keep Us Together
# More Than Words
# Photograph
# Piano Man
# Proud Mary Rock With You
# Saving All My Love ForYou
# She Bangs
# Stand By Me
# Stickwitu
# Straight Up
# Sugar, We're Going Down
# The Real Thing
# Total Eclipse Of The Heart
# Unwritten
# What A Girl Wants
# You And Me
# You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling

I need it.

[Disgustipated]

Oooooh. Well, shit, it looks like he's bash proof. Damn you Disgustipated and you're sainlty existance!

Baaaah.

Oh, what? You were saying something? :D

[mpsmith]

Didn't "Crank" come out today?

[edit] Nevermind, it's next week.

[edit again] And Tool really is the best band ever.

[Sandman]

Was The Convenant any good? Now that I can rent it for cheap I might not feal so ripped off if it isn't.

[Mr Flannery]

Children of Men (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/children_of_men/) finally opens nationwide this Friday after what seems like forever in limited release.

You owe it to yourselves to see the best movie of 2006.

Yes. Friday, January 5. 2006 is over.