Nerds Invent New Beard

[Anenome]

"Introducing, the monkeytail beard"

http://i.imgur.com/i5dxg.jpg

I swear to god I want to see one of you sporting this by monday! LOL

Thus, Steve began his vow of celibacy.

That would make your ear a sphincter

Asymmetry is so in right now

Fess up Hoss. You were the first one to pass out at the party weren't you?

Actually, this style of facial hair was first made popular during the civil war.

Turn the other cheek.

this trend is gonna catch on so much faster than leg warmers

Introducing... The perpetual live-at-home virgin

Fuck all these haters. That's some hilarious innovative shit right there.

Forever alone. 5vGFsF_EuFQ

The most interesting monkeytail in the world
http://i.imgur.com/BjJok.jpg

WINNING!
http://i.imgur.com/7ic1k.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/OmnYa.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/uObsW.jpg

I... will never sport this. Just, wow, is there a reason this hasn't been done before. It's because it looks horrible.

I mean, you don't see people walking around with the Darth Vader haircut we gave my little brother when he was 5, that's with the top of the head buzzed and the sides left like 7 inches long, creating a sort of vader helmet :P

[Suicidal ShiZuru]

I'm tempted to do it but probably won't. I doubt most people would even notice unless they happen stare at your face or in conversation. Reminds of when I did the half-beard in high school though.