Russians Really Can't Dance

[Anenome]

Not since the 80's have any white people danced this badly.

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Did like communism outlaw dancing? Maybe the entire country is just completely out of practice.

[Agnostic Pope]

Who cares they have the hottest white wimmins.

[Anenome]

Uh, no. The Brazilians have the hottest womens by a long shot.

[gzsfrk]

Uh, no. The Brazilians have the hottest womens by a long shot.

While I will gladly cede that Brazil has some fantastically attractive women, native Brazilian females are by and large NOT what you would consider to be "white". While there are certainly plenty of caucasian, black, and mulatto women to be found there, when I think of a hot female from Brazil, this is what comes to my mind:

http://www.higherthansatire.com/.a/6a00d8341cd41453ef0115709c73bd970c-800wi

Or maybe this:

http://www.brazilgirls.com/images/girls/33.jpg

"Latina" would, I think, be the appropriate term.

Alternately, when I think of a "Brazilian" woman, race or ethnicity has nothing to do with what pops into my mind. :)

[Agnostic Pope]

I used to believe that. But most of the "hottest" women from over there are the supermodel types that just don't do it for me. Either way the hybrid races mix into something more beautiful is a myth. Although "Latinas" are some of the hottest and more mixed...so eh, 50/50.

[Anenome]

Yeah, exactly. Adriana Lima is the hottest girl on the planet, hands down ;)

Gzs: I never said "white" AP did, and I did not read that in his original comment somehow. If we go strictly on the basis of white women, it would have to be American / California girls.

[Agnostic Pope]

I meant Russian women not American women with implants...everywhere. Adriana Lima is NOT the hottest women on the planet...shes too perfect. I thought you hated that Anenome. :P

[Anenome]

She's an authentic beauty, she's not plastered in makeup typically. That photo may be a touch overdone, but not incredibly so.

[gzsfrk]

Either way the hybrid races mix into something more beautiful is a myth. Although "Latinas" are some of the hottest and more mixed...so eh, 50/50.

Hybrids are fine by me. I'd melt in Kimora Lee's pot any day. :D

[Agnostic Pope]

I am Commander Shepard and gzsfrk is my favorite red on the EvAv.

[PSPfreak]

You guys are forgetting one very important country.


http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/italian-girls-italian-girls-ragazza-demotivational-poster-1259806413.jpg

[Capt_Thad]

I'll add a +1 towards the Russian women. Of course, I'm partial to pale skin and red hair. Not that Brazil and Italy don't have plenty of great contributions...

[Agnostic Pope]

Pale skin + light blue eyes + Black Hair = damn. (facial/body features aside)

[Capt_Thad]

Pale skin + light blue eyes + Black Hair = damn. (facial/body features aside)

Yeah, dark red or black hair on pale skin with light eyes. I'm partial to amber, but blue/green or hazel/grey are all nice. Light brown eyes can pull it off sometimes too. Something about the contrast maybe?

[Anenome]

Pale skin + light blue eyes + Black Hair = damn. (facial/body features aside)
Zoe Deschanel?

http://i.imgur.com/gkdTT.jpg

[PSPfreak]

Zoe Deschanel?

http://i.imgur.com/gkdTT.jpg

VERY cute! :)

[Agnostic Pope]

http://i.imgur.com/fzL2R.jpg
(wonder how she looks without make up though...I mean DID YOU SEE KATY PERRY?)

Nope. I don't like her face...or her. I like her sister though. I'd bones her. :P (terrible joke) Can't believe she married that guy though. (both of em) Looks aren't everything.



Yeah, dark red or black hair on pale skin with light eyes. I'm partial to amber, but blue/green or hazel/grey are all nice. Light brown eyes can pull it off sometimes too. Something about the contrast maybe?
Yeah, the paleness is complimented by the eye/hair color.

[Anenome]

What sister?

Emily eh.

http://i.imgur.com/mzG7U.jpg

Nah, not a fan.

[Capt_Thad]

heh Jaw seemed a little too wide at first, but Emily kinda grows on you. Think I'd take Zooey first though. heh She appeared on an ep of Bones as her cousin, that was a solid ep. Not all that made up for it either, IIRC. Supposed to appear socially awkward like Bones as a family trait. heh Side by side like that, you definitely pick up on the relation.

If you couldn't tell, I'm a fan of the show.

[Agnostic Pope]

Anenome...what??? Yet you like Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hud...whatever her last name is? Meh, I think you liek em below 20. :P

As we discussed before Thad, so was I. But...it just became meh. They replaced one-two many good characters.

Heh. Basically a young Lynda Carter would do it for me. :D

[xarmerlyn]

With the sound off that second video looks like they're just trying to stay/get warm. In awkward ways.

[Anenome]

Anenome...what??? Yet you like Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hud...whatever her last name is? Meh, I think you liek em below 20. :P
What are you even talking about? I like ZD, she's not under 20 by a long shot. I don't like Emily. How many times do I have to tell you I like brunettes--that's the rubrik. Not age. And Emily is not a brunette.

[Anenome]

I honestly never knew that the "Bones" star was Zoey's sister :P They barely look alike. And I didn't like the show much.

My problem with Katy Perry is she seems a bit trashy :\ I dunno.

[Agnostic Pope]

Zoey has black hair...she is not a brunette. (dyes it?) :P Wha? Emily has brown hair. Brunette=brown hair btw :D To be more specific you like dark brown hair. LOL gentlemen marry brunettes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentlemen_Marry_Brunettes). My problem with Katy Perry (or most women in particular) is that they have no real beauty and they look radically different without 3 layers of makeup.
http://i.imgur.com/dajAX.jpg Also she is natural blond...with lots of work done.

[Capt_Thad]

eh Anyone can look bad if you screw the photo enough. That's a particularly good example of a bad picture.

[Anenome]

Black hair is still considered brunette dude. Yeah, I like blacker hair, darker the better.

[Agnostic Pope]

eh Anyone can look bad if you screw the photo enough. That's a particularly good example of a bad picture.

It wasn't screwed with. HER OWN DICK HUSBAND TOOK THIS PIC AS SHE WAS WAKING UP on VALENTINES DAY. :D

Black hair is still considered brunette dude. Yeah, I like blacker hair, darker the better.
No it is another (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hair)different color (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_hair).

[gzsfrk]

What sister?

Emily eh.

http://i.imgur.com/mzG7U.jpg

Nah, not a fan.

Why is her head shaped like a TARDIS?

[gzsfrk]

Zoey has black hair...she is not a brunette. (dyes it?) :P Wha? Emily has brown hair. Brunette=brown hair btw :D To be more specific you like dark brown hair. LOL gentlemen marry brunettes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentlemen_Marry_Brunettes). My problem with Katy Perry (or most women in particular) is that they have no real beauty and they look radically different without 3 layers of makeup.
http://i.imgur.com/dajAX.jpg Also she is natural blond...with lots of work done.

Holy crap! She looks like pwn in a wig.

[Agnostic Pope]

Why is her head shaped like a TARDIS?
Who are you kidding? You would still DESTROY that. (I would) Olivia Wilde has a powerful chin too!
Holy crap! She looks like pwn in a wig.
Him/her too! Oh pwn... he is never here.

[Anenome]

I certainly prefer a more feminine jawline >_> if that emily chick were a dude she'd be a linebacker. She should have herself tested for paternity, Jay Leno might just be her father <_<

[Anenome]

The so-called "black Irish" have some fine brunettes:

http://i.imgur.com/4oeJH.jpg

The Welsh too, such as Catherine Zeta Jones:

http://i.imgur.com/ca5xV.jpg

[Agnostic Pope]

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Tanning your skin so much will fry your brain
Some might even call you insane
Hollywood tools may approve of your tone
But don't you feel just a bit overdone?
Maybe you are one of us?


Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
You looked great so why the fuck up?
Some people aren't meant to be tan
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do!

She looks a bit orange no? Miss Universe :P

[Anenome]

I'd oompa her loompa >_>