My New Religion: Utilitarian

[modeps]

I bought one of these last night, will be picking it up on Saturday. The LE.

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[lockwoodx]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kM_pFi20I3o/TBoftQZcG0I/AAAAAAAAASU/j1Fvi8TvQwU/s320/SoccerMom2.gif

[Agnostic Pope]

He got this for his wife...right?

[Suicidal ShiZuru]

Should have went with the Odyssey TE.

[modeps]

Should have went with the Odyssey TE.

Test drove it. The Toyota handles nicer and has more power.

[Agnostic Pope]

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The first mini van with balls.

[modeps]

The first mini van with balls.

You're late in your reply, but I also don't care for the styling of the 2011 Odyssey, specifically the weird door handles.

[Agnostic Pope]

Why did you get a minivan? 3 kids? You don't like 4 door pickup trucks? Or you just want that space without getting a party van?

[Anenome]

Cops will never pull that over for speeding.

[Agnostic Pope]

^
:D

Modern minis are surprisingly powerful.

[modeps]

Why did you get a minivan? 3 kids? You don't like 4 door pickup trucks? Or you just want that space without getting a party van?

I've got two girls, and there's a third of unknown gender on the way this June.

[Agnostic Pope]

Congrats! I hope it is a boy. James Jr?

[Anenome]

^
:D

Modern minis are surprisingly powerful.
Oh I don't mean it cannot speed. I mean that cops simply don't pull over women with kids in the back for speeding that often. It's like you're invisible :P Now, if it was painted red, that's another thing.

[Suicidal ShiZuru]

Oh I don't mean it cannot speed. I mean that cops simply don't pull over women with kids in the back for speeding that often. It's like you're invisible :P Now, if it was painted red, that's another thing.

They need to be pulled over more often. Most of the crazy ass drivers who are cutting in and out of traffic or speeding seem to be minivans.

[Agnostic Pope]

That is cause soccer moms are always late to the game.

[lockwoodx]

I've got two girls, and there's a third of unknown gender on the way this June.

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/7383/topamy.jpg

Congrats! I hope it is a boy. James Jr?

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4350/pissedoffpreggo.png

[Anenome]

I heard this woman say she hoped her kid was a boy because, and I quote, "that way I only have to worry about one dick."
>_>

[Agnostic Pope]

^
Pure win
(both of you)

I heard it had to do with full moons and shit.

[Suicidal ShiZuru]

I heard this woman say she hoped her kid was a boy because, and I quote, "that way I only have to worry about one dick."
>_>

That's an old saying man. With a boy you worry about one dick with a girl you worry about them all, or something similar.

[Agnostic Pope]

Promiscuous joke.

[Anenome]

I heard it had to do with full moons and shit.
It actually has to do with acidity levels... in... there. X and Y sperm respond differently to diff environs. There are also families that seem congenitally unable to production anything buy one sex. Like men who produce large numbers of Y sperm will have large numbers of male offspring, or the reverse having lots of girls.

There are a lot of cases of family groups with vastly disproportional children of one or the other sex. Imagine a family line that has nothing but girls across multiple generations, it's pretty nuts.

There's also the case of a particular airplane from I think it was WWII. After the war, the survivors had a reunion and got together. They were all married by now, kids. They began to notice a very strange thing. -All of them- had girl children >_> the entire room. Dozens of kids.

Turns out the airplane they flew in vibrates at the exact frequency of Y-sperm and had destroyed/disabled them all >_>

[Agnostic Pope]

Your science insults the beliefs of our people! HEATHEN! :p

[Anenome]

Your science insults the beliefs of our people! HEATHEN! :p
We are forming a consensus. Come back later.

[lockwoodx]

Your science insults the beliefs of our people! HEATHEN! :p

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9539/1263gtfoscience.jpg

[Agnostic Pope]

^Nice!
Knowing Anenome's way he would do that...
http://i.imgur.com/oMigW.gif
Related?

[lockwoodx]

She's not an attention seeking whore in your picture. The irony

[Agnostic Pope]

http://i.imgur.com/AEvt6.jpg

[Anenome]

Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

[lockwoodx]

Back on topic! Modeps you're a day late and a dollar short. You should have waited for the man van (http://www.mlive.com/auto/index.ssf/2011/02/meet_the_man_van_first_look_at.html).

Chrysler's Man Van: The Dodge Grand Caravan R/T

http://media.mlive.com/detroit/photo/9264772-standard.jpg


Known internally as "the man van," the Grand Caravan R/T packs a 3.6-liter Pentastar V-6 capable of a best-in-class 283 horsepower, along with an all-black interior, black leather seats with red stitching, 17-inch wheels and a rear spoiler.

"It's an experiment," head designer Ralph Gilles told Bloomberg. "Is it possible to make the minivan appeal to a guy who needs the minivan but who used to have the sports car?"

Talk about the ultimate sleeper.

[Agnostic Pope]

I like his Toyota more than anything Dodge related. Except for the Challenger...that thing is hot.