Truth

[Agnostic Pope]

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I didn't see the superbaw so sue me.

[lockwoodx]

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Truth

[gzsfrk]

I really like that Chrysler commercial; probably my favorite from this year's SB.

That being said, Detroit IS a hellhole, and I don't see how that's going to change any time soon. Our regional headquarters of near Flint actually sent out a memo telling people to avoid stopping to fuel up at stations on the outskirts of D-town because of the ridiculous number of carjackings that had happened to co-workers. It's a sad, sad place compared to the great capital of industry it once was.

[lockwoodx]

Detroit is the modern day Gotham City.

[Agnostic Pope]

I blame juggulos and Eminem. Also I just saw the Beiber+Ozzy commercial and...um fuck Ozzy plz somebody put him out of his misery. I thought the man couldn't sell out any more... (World of Crackcraft)I was fucking wrong about that.
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[Agnostic Pope]

Detroit is the modern day Gotham City.
Without Batman...or cool supervillains yes. That's your cue lockwoodx...clean up Detroit! :P Oh wait I think Juggulos can count as part of cult/ crazy joker wannabees...do it man for GREAT JUSTICE.
http://i.imgur.com/dMO3n.jpg

[lockwoodx]

Without Batman...or cool supervillains yes.

Iknorite. Even Wisconson gets super heros.

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/518/tumblrlfza2isoqf1qdme6i.jpg

[Agnostic Pope]

^Ha! Wisconsin!

Dude wear Hockey Masks and jerseys...with like 5 other drunk buddies and let them have it. Sure you won't be Batman and you might get shot (wear vest) but it will be TITS!
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c336/infograms/EpicTits.png

More "truth" lulz (http://www.freep.com/article/20110207/BLOG24/110207022/Mike-Thompson-Philly-writer-rips-Detroit-Chrysler-s-Eminem-ad)since we are apparently now talking about Detroit. Meh, you are safe in your Suburbs...for now. Liberalism (http://detroitiscrap.com/)did this to you guys...don't you ever forget it.

[lockwoodx]

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/537/tumblrle3uj3chxf1qar450.jpg

[Agnostic Pope]

http://i.imgur.com/yfiBH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/puFEt.jpg
This is the real him.

[lockwoodx]

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/2048/tumblrle7w1ziemi1qe4bim.gif

[Agnostic Pope]

http://i.imgur.com/Qviem.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/5ohfH.gif

[Anenome]

http://i.imgur.com/0hwzv.jpg

[Agnostic Pope]

There is a difference between photobombing ftl and creating 5000 word walls of texts...:P

[Anenome]

There is a difference between photobombing ftl and creating 5000 word walls of texts...:P
...5 photobombs? >_>

[Agnostic Pope]

No butthurt. :P

[Hydroeric]

^Ha! Wisconsin!
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c336/infograms/EpicTits.png


I just realized this picture has a woman's face in it. That camo do-rag really worked to hide it from my sight.

[Agnostic Pope]

...google Svanhild...I'd post a pic here but she only does nudes.

[gzsfrk]

Is it just me, or is her face unnaturally small (especially her little button nose)? Nice body, obviously, but the face--that's kind of off-putting to me somehow.

[Agnostic Pope]

I wasn't exactly looking at her face if you know what I mean.

[lockwoodx]

On the subject of her face... she should have ducked that shovel.

[Agnostic Pope]

I'd take her over a butterbody (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Butterbody)...in reverse? :D
http://i.imgur.com/QOif6.jpg

[Anenome]

A too large chest is not as good or pleasing as a well proportioned one. Not only to me, but to women themselves, who often dislike or even curse a too large chest.

I really think there's something to the theory that guys who go gaga over a large chest are just trying to maintain the proportions they saw as infants at their own mother's breast, where mom's bosom was pretty much literally the size of your infant head and swollen with milk in any case >_>

Is it just me, or is her face unnaturally small (especially her little button nose)? Nice body, obviously, but the face--that's kind of off-putting to me somehow.
This too. She looks a bit odd.

On the subject of her face... she should have ducked that shovel.
Yes.

[Agnostic Pope]

...Anenome why do you hate bigger natural boobs?

[gzsfrk]

I'd take her over a butterbody (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Butterbody)...in reverse? :D
http://i.imgur.com/QOif6.jpg

I swear... the older I get, the more I am just outright repelled by the gaunt look. My wife is skinny (5'9", weighs about 120), but she looks "healthy". Nothing like the painted skeleton that is KK. I don't wanna get stabbed by a hip bone when I'm going in for the action.

Come to think of it, I've NEVER found the ultra-skinny look healthy, and don't think I've ever talked about it with any guy who did. Who are actually the ones pushing this look? The fashion industry and Hollywood, of course--but why are they pushing it? Is it some subtle form of misogyny that wishes for women to appear physically weak and fragile?

THIS is what any guy with at least half a brain should be dreaming about:

http://www.everythingyoulikeisstupid.com/images/christinahendricks02.jpg

Oh and for the record, Ane--my mom was a rather petite woman, so I don't think your theory applies to me. :)

[Agnostic Pope]

She may be fake ...at least her boobahs anyway (http://www.ocregister.com/articles/photos-287623-see-buxom.html).
Here she is...in 1999. LOL wtf clown.
http://i.imgur.com/3bOXz.jpg

[Anenome]

...Anenome why do you hate bigger natural boobs?
I've been with girls who were exceptionally large, and hated their own bosom for the pain it caused and the unwanted over-attention to it. That's a turn off, for one thing, when the chick herself views her chest as a negative in her life?

I just don't get the fascination with the huge chested girls. You know who has the biggest chests--fat chicks. I'll leave those to you, AP :P


Oh and for the record, Ane--my mom was a rather petite woman, so I don't think your theory applies to me. :)
But, still, any size boob at that age would be proportionally gigantic >_> Tiny hands.

LOL wtf clown.

Juggalo IMO >_>

[spdiscus]

My wife is skinny (5'9", weighs about 120), but she looks "healthy". Nothing like the painted skeleton that is KK.

Pics or it didn't happen.

(sorry, couldn't resist)

[Agnostic Pope]

Are you saying your mom didn't breast feed you? Is that why you hate nice non-flat women? I wasn't as I hated milk when I was little yet I like a good C and D cup with a curvy bod. They fill up shirts and shorts good and show me the woman is very fertile and she will supply my future children while I hunt for food...:P

[Suicidal ShiZuru]

I'm pretty sure the most widely accepted correlation to an obsession with large breasts is the fact that you were not breast fed as a child. I wasn't and I love big natural tits. The whole "more than a handful is a waste" belief annoys me, it should be "just a handful is no fun". Especially when doing cowgirl it's damn fun having something in your face to play with.

[Anenome]

Are you saying your mom didn't breast feed you? Is that why you hate nice non-flat women? I wasn't as I hated milk when I was little yet I like a good C and D cup with a curvy bod. They fill up shirts and shorts good and show me the woman is very fertile and she will supply my future children while I hunt for food...:P
Exactly the opposite, it would be those who didn't get breastfed enough who perhaps crave it still in adulthood :P Course, could be plenty of psychological mommy issues in there as well. Just look at Archer.

I'm saying a C cup is my preference in a girl, but I'd rather see a B cup than a double-D.

[Agnostic Pope]

How big is acceptable to you?
http://i.imgur.com/wyHEd.jpg Kinda Firm
http://i.imgur.com/XKsU8.jpg Kinda Saggy
http://i.imgur.com/D3jqV.jpg Floaters

[Anenome]

That last is too big. Those are unattractive.

[Suicidal ShiZuru]

All about proportion. Wendy 4 is 5'5" 125lb with GGGs that are also saggy. I just looked her up I didn't know that off the top of my head. My personal fave were on an ex of mine who was short, maybe around 5"4' I don't freakin know, with DDDs that were perfectly shaped with a superb nipple to areola ratio and nice hips. The n/a ratio is of utmost importance to overall breast quality.

[Agnostic Pope]

32J's pushed up. :P But I'm sure many other guys find her attractive. (meh)

[Anenome]

I'll take a good hip to waist ratio over that anyday.

[gzsfrk]

Pics or it didn't happen.

(sorry, couldn't resist)

Not a pic, but you can see her a couple times in this video, particularly at the very end:

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[gzsfrk]

That last is too big. Those are unattractive.

I'm not gonna lie; if I had dated a girl with boobs that big in college, I would have motorboated her like no tomorrow, and then offered to pay her chiropractor bill. Ridiculously disproportional? Yes. But I'm hard-coded to be drawn to ample cleavage.

Fantastic boobs are NOT everything, of course, and should never be chosen at the expense of things like emotional/mental stability, a fun-loving spirit, or genuine personal compatibility. But if you can get them on top of all those other things, then that's an amazing perk. :)

[Agnostic Pope]

gzsfrk is my favorite red now.

[Anenome]

Yeah, I don't get it. While it does seem to be a widespread fascination, it's still as incomprehensible to me as them chubby-chasers :P I find good proportion quite attractive, but... I guess the chest just isn't that big a deal to me.

I had a friend who recently got a breast reduction, and I was surprised cause I'd never noticed that she was even that large >_> course, she never flaunted them either.

I'm more bowled over by pure femininity, and a cute face and good personality :P

[Suicidal ShiZuru]

I had a friend who recently got a breast reduction, and I was surprised cause I'd never noticed that she was even that large >_> course, she never flaunted them either.


You seem like a perfect candidate for A Sexuality.

I'd be all...

http://i.imgur.com/g4fwW.jpg

[Agnostic Pope]

Or underage looking wimmins like Emma Watson and Selena Gomez...right Anenome? :D
You seem like a perfect candidate for A Sexuality.
I think he lieks sex. I think? lol that pic!

[lockwoodx]

I'd take her over a butterbody (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Butterbody)...in reverse? :D
http://i.imgur.com/QOif6.jpg

That's an ironing board, not a shovel.

[Agnostic Pope]

Is it wrong for me to REALLY wanna kidnap her and force feed her turkey until she gets healthy?

[Anenome]

You seem like a perfect candidate for A Sexuality.

Nah, you'd have to know her. She wore hardcore sportsbras all the time to flatten them out so they wouldn't give as much back pain, and the like. And she never wore anything revealing. And I wasn't into her so it's not like I was checking her out all the time either >_>

Wth is "A sexuality"? "asexuality"?

Or underage looking wimmins like Emma Watson and Selena Gomez...right Anenome? :D

I think he lieks sex. I think? lol that pic!
Neither of those gurls is underage, bra :P

You remind me of my friend. We'd be out on the town and he'd see some chick and be like, hey look at that yeah. And we'd look and smack him and be like, "Dude! She's 13!" And he'd say, "I know, right, finally!" >_>

Is it wrong for me to REALLY wanna kidnap her and force feed her turkey until she gets healthy?
Hahhaa, why turkey tho? >_>

The whole Hollywood skinny is gross. I can't believe they had to actually paint a bosom on her for Pirates of the Carribean.

[Agnostic Pope]

Neither of those gurls is underage, bra :P

They look young though...you know what you want:P


Hahhaa, why turkey tho? >_>



Faster weight gain and she won't have a heart attack because of it. Unlike the almighty BACON induced coma. :D

[Anenome]

I want a sexy lookin' girl :P but that's only half the equation. Seriously tho, girls under 22 minimum are still wonky in the head. Most of the super cool chicks I know are at least... 26 I'll say. I'll take a cool chick over anything else. That's not a visual quality tho. And I find it's about 1 in 10 girls are genuinely cool and anti-crazy. And hyper-beautiful women, including those who've been cursed with giant bosoms, I have found end up warped by their beauty, often as not.

The girl you really want is beautiful but realized she needed to develop her mind as well, someone like Emma Watson.

Faster weight gain and she won't have a heart attack because of it. Unlike the almighty BACON induced coma.
I'd go straight to protein shakes with her >_>

Lol @ your new sig. Something tells me that one ain't coming down for awhile.

[Agnostic Pope]

No protein! She needs some fat! This thread just got very weird.

[Anenome]

No protein? She needs calories most of all. fat is simply a high calorie food.

[Agnostic Pope]

True but gaining weight with protein means smaller ass/boobs.
Also Natalie P (http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2005/05/10/natalie-portman/)'s face has had work done.