Random Anenome Observations

[Anenome]

One time the LA Times Newspaper called. They wanted me to purchase a subscription.

I said, sorry, I don't have a parrot.

What, he said, what do you mean?

I don't have a puppy either.

Huh, he said.

The only good use for newspaper is for pets to poop on.

Oh, very good sir, he said sarcastically, finally getting it, and hung up.

I lol'd.

[Agnostic Pope]

If you wake up with a dead dog's head next to you the delivery boy is sending you a IRL pm. :D