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Emabulator
12-26-2010, 08:02 PM
Blizzard - not the Diablo/WarCraft/StarCraft good one - hammers (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101227/ap_on_bi_ge/us_winter_weather) the Northeast. It's snowing and blowing like crazy here in NJ, must be a foot it out there.
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Thanks to halfbent for the video. (http://twitter.com/#!/halfbent/status/19210049511493633)
Snow was much more fun as child. I didn't have to dig my car out back then!
Anenome
12-26-2010, 08:25 PM
Can't you like cover your car in rubber-lined canvas and shake it off in the morning? I'd build a temp structure rather than literally dig out every day, don't know how you guys do that.
Emabulator
12-26-2010, 08:43 PM
It's not what's on the car that's the problem. It's what gets packed around it after the snow plow comes by a few times.
Anenome
12-26-2010, 08:53 PM
It's not what's on the car that's the problem. It's what gets packed around it after the snow plow comes by a few times.
So, like, keep a handy flamethrower on hand ^_~
http://i.imgur.com/N7xIE.jpg
Anenome
12-26-2010, 08:58 PM
Maybe I can interest you in a... monorail
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Emabulator
12-26-2010, 09:16 PM
The flamethrower would come in handy when the snow plow comes by.
Mr. Lake
12-26-2010, 09:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/N7xIE.jpg
That flamethrower looks incredibly handy. Why buy a Barbeque? Ever?
Agnostic Pope
12-27-2010, 07:08 PM
Home-made flamethrowers are legal in the United States. We need them in our fight against the Africanized bee and um...they are also straight up HOT! I can't believe some guy killed his family with one dressed as Santa Claus a few Christmas' ago. I mean that was just one incident...we need our home-made flamethrowers. Srsly lets make one. Also why don't you just get some "flamethrowers (http://www.lonestarstangs.com/forum/complete-flamethrower-kit-for-sale-28517.html)" for your car? Will melt the snow right off! People sell em all the time?
modeps
12-27-2010, 07:51 PM
I spent three hours cleaning my driveway today, a job that normally takes 30-40 minutes. Thanks to the high wind that keeps blowing, I've got at least another 1.5 inches blown on. Drifts suck.
lockwoodx
12-27-2010, 08:53 PM
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/1404/hahapj.jpg
Emabulator
12-28-2010, 10:59 AM
I spent three hours cleaning my driveway today, a job that normally takes 30-40 minutes. Thanks to the high wind that keeps blowing, I've got at least another 1.5 inches blown on. Drifts suck.It took me about an hour to dig my car out. There was a drift covering the front half of the car. Drifts suck.
brandonjclark
12-28-2010, 11:17 AM
Shoveling snow is one of my favorite things to do. There's just something about being up really early, all bundled up and sweating your ass off trying to get it done in time to get back in the shower and get ready for work.
It's practically a tradition here in Wisconsin.
Albinobees
12-28-2010, 11:24 AM
Shoveling snow is one of my favorite things to do.
i actually know what you mean. i find its kind of a zen like meditation thing trying to get yourself going at the right pace where you dont burn yourself out.
though this storm it was like shoveling concrete the snow was so wet. mailbox is still buried but i guess a plow didnt smite the shit out of it for me so tahts always a plus.
brandonjclark
12-28-2010, 11:47 AM
Yeah, in the past I've laughed at neighbors who seem to take shoveling a little too seriously but as I've gotten older it has become VERY Zen-like (excellent wording).
You just kind of get into a pattern and go with it, always looking to improve it in the interest of time, energy and neatness.
It's very cool.....
LilBunnyFuFu
12-28-2010, 12:10 PM
I live in Florida, sucks to be you all.
Morpheus
12-28-2010, 01:06 PM
That's nothing compared to the Danish island of Bornholm. Some places there are piles of snow 9 metres tall. The island have been declared in a state of emergency, with supplies having to be flown out by helicopter.
That's just crazy amounts of snow.
Agnostic Pope
12-28-2010, 01:14 PM
Stupid Americans the rest of the world has the BADDEST BESTEST WEATHER SO STFU. I must leave you now so I can wrestle this grizzly bear and defuse a mine! http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l222/TelalAllaXul/Zangiefsfa2zangief13B.jpg
You need a flamethrower Morpheus.
Morpheus
12-28-2010, 02:04 PM
You need a flamethrower Morpheus.
Nah, thankfully I live in the other part of the country. We don't have nearly as much snow. Although it would be cool.
Anenome
12-28-2010, 02:17 PM
You're gonna end up spending 5% of your life shoveling snow :P
brandonjclark
12-28-2010, 02:34 PM
You're gonna end up spending 5% of your life shoveling snow :P
Only 5% of my life in a Zen-like state of purity..... that sucks!
Emabulator
12-28-2010, 02:42 PM
You're gonna end up spending 5% of your life shoveling snow :P
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