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lockwoodx
12-09-2010, 11:34 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/195/455544441_06197fd062.jpg?v=0
http://www.itworld.com/print/129778

"At COMPANY _______ we value your privacy a great deal. Almost as much as we value the ability to take the data you give us and slice, dice, julienne, mash, puree and serve it to our business partners, which may include third-party advertising networks, data brokers, networks of affiliate sites, parent companies, subsidiaries, and other entities, none of which we’ll bother to list here because they can change from week to week and, besides, we know you’re not really paying attention.
We’ll also share all of this information with the government. We’re just suckers for guys with crew cuts carrying subpoenas.

Remember, when you visit our Web site, our Web site is also visiting you. And we’ve brought a dozen or more friends with us, depending on how many ad networks and third-party data services we use. We’re not going to tell which ones, though you could probably figure this out by carefully watching the different URLs that flash across the bottom of your browser as each page loads or when you mouse over various bits. It’s not like you’ve got better things to do.

It goes on much longer, and FTW. I dare anyone to use this on their web site.

Agnostic Pope
12-09-2010, 11:39 AM
Evil Avatar is powered by GoGamer which is owned by the reds...and the donation drive is for lost's death laser to drive away the English.

lockwoodx
12-09-2010, 11:41 AM
Jason from Gogamer has provided me with some of the best customer service over the years. I wouldn't mind him being a red at all.

Agnostic Pope
12-09-2010, 11:45 AM
...you know I was kidding right? Or is it true? MINDFUCK!

gzsfrk
12-09-2010, 11:59 AM
...you know I was kidding right? Or is it true? MINDFUCK!

I wish I owned GoGamer, because that would mean I could get back some of the embarassingly large amount of money I've sent their way, lo these past few years.

Agnostic Pope
12-09-2010, 12:07 PM
I'd rather have lost's incomplete laser.

UPDATE
lost's laser is almost complete thanks everybody!