Codemasters churns out crap for casual games

[Kefkataran]

Codemasters makes crap games. No, seriously. (http://www.next-gen.biz/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=3067&Itemid=2)

From the article, courtesy of Next Generation (http://www.next-gen.biz):


The Turds are a collection of characters flinging around toilet humor at will. Nick Pili, Codemasters’ director of Casual Gaming chortled, "We were looking for the next big thing to come along for the web gaming initiative and, after a good sit down, eventually The Turds just came out."
HA! They just came out! Get it? Hah! These guys are obviously comedic gold and deserve our money now (though apparantly the Turd games will be free to play).

[RevGored]

You know, they could have charged for it like Majesco does with thier console releases. GET IT RELEASES AHAHAHAHAHAHA because by releases i mean it takes majesco about two and a half minutes to shoot a game against the wall and call it complete and then get a license from skittles to publish it

[Worldcrafter]

Nintendo should pack in The Turds with their Wii.

[bapenguin]

I saw the press release for this and just ignored it.

But you Kef....you just couldn't pass up the op for a poopy joke huh? ;)

[askheaves]

Can't be arsed to RTFA, but this seems unfortunate. I really like some of their work too. IGI2 was one of my fav multi-player games, even though it died before I had a powerful enough computer to really run it. Had quite an innovative mission system for the time with multiple serial objectives and spawn points which opened up upon each completed task. Kind of made it a mad dash to the next objective by players on both teams.

[Kefkataran]

You know, they could have charged for it like Majesco does with thier console releases. GET IT RELEASES AHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAA!! OH MAN! AWESOME!

I saw the press release for this and just ignored it.

But you Kef....you just couldn't pass up the op for a poopy joke huh?

Are you kidding? Of course not! You may have missed out on this golden opportunity for comedy, but I will not!

[phantomhitman]

Nintendo should pack in The Turds with their Wii.

ha, like pack fudge, i get it, ha

[Taco]

Are you kidding? Of course not! You may have missed out on this golden opportunity for comedy, but I will not!

And thank you sir for showering us all with this opportunity!!

[GunnyMo]

Ah, poop jokes never get old, do they? No matter how old or sophisticated a person gets a good poop/fart joke will get anyone to crack a smile. :D

[askheaves]

ha, like pack fudge, i get it, ha

Hehe. See what he did there? See what he did there?

[Taco]

You can tell an awful lot about a person by whether or not they chuckle at dookie jokes.

[Varsity]

Nintendo should pack in The Turds with their Wii.
You sicken me. But are also funny.

[LilEvilFish]

Is this the same codemasters that haven't patched the huge list of bugs present in Toca Race Driver 3?

Damn those guys are a barrel of laughs.

[Roc Ingersol]

Sounds corny.

[Johan]

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "sh*&head" eh? ;)

[phantomhitman]

Sounds corny.

ok, he wins. simplicity at its best

[bKangy]

Oh fucking hell....

[Metal Jesus]

>>Codemasters churns out crap for casual games

Best. Title. Ever.

[Kefkataran]

Best. Title. Ever.

Why thank you, kind sir! I admit, I did like it quite a bit.

[Ludoc]

I have to say; this game sounds like crap.

[Sensei-X]

So how is this crap any different from the other crap they pull out of their ass and call games?

[Wasson_]

http://www.tomheroes.com/images/mig29.JPG

Only thing of Codemasters I ever played. Decently fun for an NES game. VERY catchy music....


Who the hell was "Thor Aackerfund"?

[NeuroMan42]

Not surprised... these games will fit in with MOST games on the market. :)