Sion is On the Run!

[Anenome]

NSFW website:

Butt Hole Sniffer on The Loose
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=117_1262413861

[Meusli]

Why have you introduced this video in to my life, I do not appreciate it. Ghastly image burned into my retina.

[Anenome]

Wow, that video is basically innocuous. You must be sheltered :P I won't even begin to describe the worst stuff I've seen :P

[Meusli]

So you would not be freaked out by discovering that a man crept up behind you and sniffed your arse? That would make me feel ill forever. Random bum sniffer, words can not describe...

[Suicidal ShiZuru]

You must not be very confident in your ass wiping skills.

[Meusli]

You must not be very confident in your ass wiping skills.

What, a dirty arse is a way into a mans heart?

[Anenome]

So you would not be freaked out by discovering that a man crept up behind you and sniffed your arse? That would make me feel ill forever. Random bum sniffer, words can not describe...
Would be creepy, sure, but it doesn't rise to the level of "ghastly", look at the definition of that one.

[Meusli]

Sorry, I think I must go away now and have a good hard think as to why a guy creeping up behind me and sniffing my crackhole is a good thing. Somehow, after a bottle of whiskey maybe, I will arrive at your point of view.

[Chimpbot]

Sorry, I think I must go away now and have a good hard think as to why a guy creeping up behind me and sniffing my crackhole is a good thing. Somehow, after a bottle of whiskey maybe, I will arrive at your point of view.

Nobody in this thread has ever stated it would be a good thing for it to happen. Everyone is pretty much in agreement that it is decidedly creepy behavior.

It is now, however, ghastly. Just really, really fucked up in a sad, yet slightly amusing sort of way.

People are messed up.

[Meusli]

Would be creepy, sure, but it doesn't rise to the level of "ghastly", look at the definition of that one.

Oxford: "causing great horror or fear"

The fear of someone getting off on my anal odour causes me great horror. There you go it's ghastly. :D ;)

[Agnostic Pope]

Anenome...you keep talking about Sion and he will fuck you up. LITERARY! In the ass! :D Either way this thread is golden, away from the Mojopin that just started being nice to cover up his doucheness and the same shit that gets talked about to death.

[Anenome]

Oxford: "causing great horror or fear"

The fear of someone getting off on my anal odour causes me great horror. There you go it's ghastly. :D ;)
Here's what I found:



shockingly repellent; inspiring horror; "ghastly wounds"; "the grim aftermath of the bombing"; "the grim task of burying the victims"; "a grisly murder"; "gruesome evidence of human sacrifice"; "macabre tales of war and plague in the Middle ages"; "macabre tortures conceived by madmen"
charnel: gruesomely indicative of death or the dead; "a charnel smell came from the chest filled with dead men's bones"; "ghastly shrieks"; "the sepulchral darkness of the catacombs"
wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn (http://www.google.com/url?q=http://wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn%3Fs%3Dghastly&sa=X&ei=x5XpTKHwG4yTnQeIlPHZDQ&ved=0CA0QpAMoAA&usg=AFQjCNHULwmfO2d_W732U8_6cS-BssFpeQ)
Horrifyingly shocking; Extremely bad; In a ghastly manner
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ghastly
(http://www.google.com/url?q=http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ghastly&sa=X&ei=x5XpTKHwG4yTnQeIlPHZDQ&ved=0CA4QpAMoAQ&usg=AFQjCNFI2IbhkeTZa1DXVRiqhFJT8qYxAA)

You say ghastly and most people are going to assume a viscerally shocking sight, like murder, death, blood and gore. This isn't visually shocking, it's just really creepy :P Sure, no one wants it to happen to them.

Methinks the gent doth protesteth too much? :P

[Anenome]

Anenome...you keep talking about Sion and he will fuck you up. LITERARY! In the ass! :D Either way this thread is golden, away from the Mojopin that just started being nice to cover up his doucheness and the same shit that gets talked about to death.
Sion and I are bros, yo ;) Some people can actually take a joke *cough* :P

As in, not you, apparently :P But I still love you too ;)

Okay, who's the wiseguy that tagged this "normal behavior" >_>

[Agnostic Pope]

My last post was a joke too. :(

[randir14]

The other day I had horrible non stop farts from chili, protein shakes and egg salad sandwiches. If I was that employee I would've let one loose right in his face.

[Sion]

This is problematic for my fetish because so many of the people into it are homosexuals. I tell them this is something that is only beautiful when the smell comes from a woman's asshole, and they should get help, but they accuse me of trolling.

He's not even doing it right. I learned when I was a little boy that the best way smell a woman's anal odor was to get her dirty panties. I did this with my mother and a few classmates all the way up until the first date with my current girlfriend when she caught me. She thought I was smelling the crotch area. Girls are naive and always slow to figure this stuff out (as with most things in general) so I told her flat out that her stinky asshole smelled fantastic a few weeks later when I was rimming her in my car before school. It's so humid here long into the spring and late fall, so her asshole and crack would smell and taste fantastic after the good sweat she worked up between those thick brown cheeks when she would walk to the school bus stop before I would intercept her. It was very romantic. It wasn't long after that until she became, what I suspect was, the only 16 year old girl to walk into her morning class with a sore butthole and a rectum full of seed. I was probably the only teen boy in my high school who got hard smelling a girl's anal stink on his fingers during the first class. I assume so anyway; I never saw anyone else with a raging hard on and smelling their fingers.

The other day I had horrible non stop farts from chili, protein shakes and egg salad sandwiches. If I was that employee I would've let one loose right in his face.

Are you a girl?

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/1334/fartshirt.jpg

[Suicidal ShiZuru]

Anal sex is awesome.

[Agnostic Pope]

Anal sex is awesome.

http://i56.tinypic.com/25us9bk.jpg
Spoilers??? OOPS!

[vallancian]

What, a dirty arse is a way into a mans heart?

no a dirty arse is just a way into the man ;)

[pwnophobia]

What the fuck...I don't even...who the....what.....huh....

[Anenome]

What the fuck...I don't even...who the....what.....huh....
Exactly :P
______

[Agnostic Pope]

I like the Pedophiles harassed by pedophilophiles better.
C-1bhZ8Ho00

[Anenome]

^ That was dumb and unfunny :\

Thread ruined. Way to go, AP :rolleyes:

[Agnostic Pope]

Thank you.

[pwnophobia]

I probably shouldn't ask this because I fear the answer.....but is there anything that you DON'T enjoy Sion? Would consensual missionary style sex make you run for the hills?

[Anenome]

I probably shouldn't ask this because I fear the answer.....but is there anything that you DON'T enjoy Sion? Would consensual missionary style sex make you run for the hills?
You really want to know how deep the rabbit hole goes? >_>

http://i.imgur.com/MPcjV.jpg

[Sion]

I probably shouldn't ask this because I fear the answer.....but is there anything that you DON'T enjoy

Women fresh out of the shower. Feminists.

[Anenome]

'Cause, I take it, feminists won't wear a ball gag and dog collar :P among other things :P

[Sion]

Not wearing a ball gag or dog collar is like a vegan not enjoying a fine steak or a pregnant woman's breast milk. True, they dont appreciate the details, but in the end, it's their world view that's the root of the problem.

I think the only context I could tolerate feminists in would be that of a reeducation camp.

[Agnostic Pope]

Women fresh out of the shower. Feminists.
You are a dirty boy?

[Sion]

No, I'm very clean. I just like the natural aroma of women. My girlfriend knows that when she has gone a long time without a shower, or after she works out and gets all sweaty, it's a very high risk time for her.

[Agnostic Pope]

So the smell sets off a primal sexual side of you? Makes sense, such as a perfect ass.

[Sion]

Ass smell sets me off the most. That said, if the girl is ugly, its disgusting. If shes pretty, there is no better smell.

Also love other body odor too. Crack, underboob, feet, neck, anything.

[Agnostic Pope]

I have no sense of smell. :(

[Mojopin]

This thread is strangely amusing, titillating and... dare I say, GHASTLY. Plus I like how my jock gets rode a bit... keep up the good work peeps.

[Meusli]

Ass smell sets me off the most. That said, if the girl is ugly, its disgusting. If shes pretty, there is no better smell.

Also love other body odor too. Crack, underboob, feet, neck, anything.

Lay off the crack , it's the road to ruin!

[Meusli]

Double posting scumbag...

[Agnostic Pope]

stfu Mojopin.

[lockwoodx]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/555/httpimg413imageshackusi.jpg

[Anenome]

I have no sense of smell. :(
So you're "smell-deaf". Congenitally, or was there an accident of some sort?

I've known one other guy like that. He didn't care if you farted around him or nothing :P

And I knew another guy who simply could not breathe through his nose, the passageways never opened up >_> like, if he got kidnapped and gagged he'd just die <_<

Would kinda suck to not know what it was to smell things. I mean, some things smell pretty bad, but most things encountered smell rather nice.

And dogs smell good too. My dog's paws smelled like buttered popcorn :P And a newly bathed dog smells quite good, refreshing.

[Sion]

There are very simple surgeries for that. I dont know what I could do if a girl was stinky and I couldn't smell it enough to force her over the bed and have my with her while calling her a nasty girl, among other degrading things. We should be friends Agnostic Pope, I would gladly donate to your cause.

[Capt_Thad]

Would kinda suck to not know what it was to smell things. I mean, some things smell pretty bad, but most things encountered smell rather nice.

Smell is also an essential component of taste... so if your sense of smell is reduced than your sense of taste is reduced.

Olfaction, taste and trigeminal receptors together contribute to flavor. The human tongue can distinguish only among five distinct qualities of taste, while the nose can distinguish among hundreds of substances, even in minute quantities. It is during exhalation that the olfaction contribution to flavor occurs in contrast to that of proper smell which occurs during the inhalation phase.

I'm rather fond of my good sense of smell, so I feel for you man. :(

[Agnostic Pope]

I can smell only strong odors and even then barely Anenome. (like burning trash or those perfumes that are just terrible or so they say.) I can taste foods just fine I think but I prefer everything bitter or spicy is that a valid answer Capt Thad?. I haven't been able to smell right since I was 8. I've had some nose surgeries regarding sinusitis as a teenager but that changed nothing. My sense of smell is almost non existent. No accidents regarding why I can't smell that I remember. I think it is a strength though Sion since everyone I know is bothered everyday by any or every single smell out there.

[Anenome]

Nah, smells don't really bother people. Your nose adapts quickly to even horrid smells and you just stop smelling them over time. It's new and momentary horrid smells that annoy.

I'd be mad if I couldn't smell women though, they smell so lovely, usually. But if you've never experienced that you'll never miss it, as the visuals are lovely enough in any case :P