92% of all women...

[Agnostic Pope]

Pleasure themselves (http://jezebel.com/5107639/92-of-women-masturbate-but-how-often-do-they-do-it). So...100 percent of all men jack the hammer?

[Anenome]

(woman reporter write:)
- I masturbate, on average, 5 days a week.
- Each "session" lasts for about 12 minutes, with a minimum of 3 orgasms a session, and a max of 13. (I don't know if these means I'm really good at it, or really bad.)
- I sleep, on average, about 6 hours a night, so I'm deducting that from my "week."
:O almost enough to make you wish you'd been born a woman, holy fuck.

[blackzc]

My GF says she doesn't and i have yet to catch her. Bieches be sneaky though. She caught me for the first time in 13 years last summer. LOL right at the...ummm worst possible time.

[Agnostic Pope]

Yep women fap more than guys at the average yet we are the ones that get label as perverted during our teenage years. But hey they say it is healthy...so fap away! :D

[Anenome]

they say it is healthy...so fap away! :D
Momma said it'd make your palms hairy, but you didn't believe her, you had to test the theory, -now- look at you:

(Agnostic Pope, age 12)
http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/9783/werewolfboy2.jpg

[pwnophobia]

I have come to the conclusion that Anenome and Agnostic Pope live to glorify each other.

[Agnostic Pope]

Right... Just like you and modeps are TOTALLY BEST FRIENDS! :D
Anenome: That is a skin condition or hair condition? :P

[Anenome]

I have come to the conclusion that Anenome and Agnostic Pope live to glorify each other.
I think of him more as a good-natured side-kick :P


Anenome: That is a skin condition or hair condition? :P
That's a skin condition, and the probable origin of werewolf legends :) It's a genetic condition.

That kid, I believe, is one of the famous south american twin brothers who were born with hair all over their body.

They still get the girls, but one wonders if they only attract the twisted kinky ones >_> I mean, if a girl ever wanted a real-life teddy-bear... furries be crazy.

[Agnostic Pope]

I think of him more as a good-natured side-kick :P


Whatever you say...ROBIN! :D

[Anenome]

Whatever you say...ROBIN! :D

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/7456/634127450533474865sidek.jpg

[Agnostic Pope]

http://i49.tinypic.com/vnz0wo.jpg

[blackzc]

Wait, AG Anemone and me are a trio! Right guys? :)

[Agnostic Pope]

I'm not ready for a relationship...:D

[lockwoodx]

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/2306/afterbirthabortion.jpg