Somethingawful Videogame Article - 03/25/06

[Dirty Harry]

SomethingAwful (http://www.somethingawful.com/) has another excellent videogame article written by somethingawful writer Corin Stalker (ctstalker@somethingawful.com). Some of the things talked about include PS3, MarioKart Championships aswell as the standard one sentence reviews.

Heres this lovely tidbit,

"Shortly after the news was released, Sony Computer Entertainment president Ken Kutaragi announced that the Playstation 3's controller will be 36 times as comfortable as Microsoft and Nintendo's offerings due to nanotechnology and long-division math. Kutaragi claimed that the controller was scheduled to be shown, but that it was so comfortable that the people transporting it from Sony headquarters "fell asleep while holding it on their way over here... because it is simply that awesome.""
Click here for the article (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3677)

I found this to be quite humourous, comedy gold i say.

[phantomhitman]

that is some great stuff right there, how often does he write like that?

[Lunar Blue]

This is sad but i can't tell if that Kutaragi quote is fake or not.

[saran_js]

Whatever it is, you can't deny the fact that Ken is a joker that can bring chuckles around. Can't say much about the other buggers who are always so damn serious. Where's the laughs, the comedy ????

[Morratut]

This is sad but i can't tell if that Kutaragi quote is fake or not.

LOL.

Very true. Krazy Ken is unique.

[DeviousMiscreant]

Can't say much about the other buggers who are always so damn serious. Where's the laughs, the comedy ????

Haha, I dunno about that. Satoru Iwata's "When you turn on Revolution and see the graphics, you will say 'wow!'" comment certainly raised a chuckle from me.

[Wayfarer]

Blasted Websense thinks SomthingAwful is porn.

[F3nyx]

I found this to be quite humourous, comedy gold i say.I'm pretty sure they'd ban you for that.

Blasted Websense thinks SomthingAwful is porn.They do have humorous reviews of porn and hentai, with screencaps.

[ProfPuppet]

Somethingawful is great, albeit a bit like sitting in a pit with a bunch of rabid badgers. They can smell your fear.

Anyway. Here's another good humor link to them. SFW. (I've barely ever watched any Trek and I found this to be very funny.)

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3581

"My chest never beeps and then says "Ensign Dupree, we are under attack, what do you think the replicator can do." I would say "a whole hell of a lot," because holy crap, it's only like the second most incredible technology ever made. It would be the most incredible, but you can't make a replicator generate forty identical women with giant breasts and insatiable libidos. That's holodeck territory."

[Lodin]

Hay guys, have you got stairs in your house? :v:

[MosBen]

Ah, I feel like and old man, wistful for the early days of Something Awful, when it was pretty much just Lotax.

[DeviousMiscreant]

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3471

"This isn't happening because I'm lonely and he's attractive in a generic sort of way, but because I need stability in my life and he provides that. While you run off with your friends at the drop of a hat and change outfits nearly every day, Townsperson will always be there to reply to everything I say with his stock "Life around here sure was nice before the darkness spread, now I'm afraid to leave town because of those roving bandits!"

I find comfort in that. "

This.

[Grimmjow]

SLEEEEP SLEEEEP with your PS3 controller

[absolut taco]

SLEEEEP SLEEEEP with your PS3 controller
I think the boomerang PS3 controller looked perfect for 2 girls to sleep with. Vibration on!

[agentgray]

That's like The Onion for video games.

[Mason]

That's like The Onion for video games.
Nah, that marketing tagline is taken by The Mushroom. No idea if it is still around, even less inclination to care.

[Mason]

Ah, I feel like and old man, wistful for the early days of Something Awful, when it was pretty much just Lotax.
Zack and Dr. David Thorpe contribute plenty. Zack's recent Yellowjacket (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3661) Greenapple (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3670) was stupidly absurd in all the right ways.

[kizke]

Hay guys, have you got stairs in your house? :v:

Go fuck yourself, Lodin. You're not a goon. :cool:

[Megalith]

SomethingNotFunny, as usual.