'The Twelve Days of Evil' Starts This Thursday

[modeps]

Hey Folks! Starting this Thursday, November 19th, we're going to be starting our holiday giveaway. We have a bunch of games to give out, and we'll have a giveaway thread each day until November 30th... yes, this will include the weekends. So, be sure to check in daily to see what game you can win, and what you'll need to do to win them. We sadly do not have any PS3 games to give away, but we have DS, Wii, 360, and PC.

N.B. Most of these games, while being full retail versions, have been opened and used for review on Evil Avatar. None of these are download codes, so we'll need the winners to respond quickly with your mailing address. All of the games will be sent out at the beginning of December when the giveaway is over.

[pwnophobia]

Some of the games may require you to do more than just "post in this thread", so get your cameras and pencils ready because we're going to have some fun ;)

[Angelspit]

I won't do anything silly in front of a camera even for a free game, sorry! ;)

[gzsfrk]

I won't do anything silly in front of a camera even for a free game, sorry! ;)

Please note that Angelspit doesn't speak for the majority of us here on EvAv.

Now which classic videogame character should my penis be decorated to resemble, and to which email address do I send the photo?

+10 to the first person who responds "Little Nemo". Har har.

[Syl]

I sure do love free stuff!

[brandonjclark]

Please note that Angelspit doesn't speak for the majority of us here on EvAv.

Now which classic videogame character should my penis be decorated to resemble, and to which email address do I send the photo?

+10 to the first person who responds "Little Nemo". Har har.

The short, pudgy and pink Kirby, of course!

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

[brandonjclark]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/2856/kirbycelebrationgif6658jj6.gif

[gzsfrk]

I was actually thinking about going with an Earthworm Jim motif. I think my wife has an old "Astronaut Ken" doll's spacesuit I could borrow. Might actually make for some interesting private cosplay for us (although probably not since--regrettably--she only plays card and puzzle games).

[pwnophobia]

Now which classic videogame character should my penis be decorated to resemble, and to which email address do I send the photo?


Woah. Too far!

[Evil Avatar]

Tyler Durden sez, "Get a tattoo of your penis, on your penis."

[Bludgums]

I hope a picture of a Dragon is involved. I know I can win that one.

[Meusli]

I can tattoo any ones penis on mine cos I have tons of room to do so!

[TeeCakes]

I'd do pretty much anything for a Klondike Bar. So you can imagine how far I'd go for a new game!

[Johan]

Evil is going to ruin his moniker with this kind of thing.

"GoodAvatar" just doesn't have the same ring to it. :confused:

[gzsfrk]

Woah. Too far!

For the first time, your avatar with the unicorn puking a rainbow seems completely in context. :)

[pwnophobia]

The first person to get an evil eye tattooed on their ass wins a video game.***


***I'm lying, you won't actually win anything.

[gzsfrk]

The first person to get an evil eye tattooed on their ass wins a video game.***


***I'm lying, you won't actually win anything.

Would it count if I'd already done it last year, or will it have to be a second eye on the other cheek? (Actually, that might be kind of cool... would provide a symmetry of sorts.)

[pwnophobia]

Would it count if I'd already done it last year, or will it have to be a second eye on the other cheek?

We'll have to bring that to the judges panel. Bonus points if you get tattooed on the full of your back, however points do not = more games.**

**still not a valid offer

[Anenome]

Would it count if I'd already done it last year, or will it have to be a second eye on the other cheek? (Actually, that might be kind of cool... would provide a symmetry of sorts.)
No, it has to be on your chest--on your manboob to be specific. And the eye has to be centered on the nipple.

[gzsfrk]

No, it has to be on your chest--on your manboob to be specific. And the eye has to be centered on the nipple.

Ouch. Well, maybe--but I'm not doing the milkshake dance, so don't even ask.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlcamoeR3M8

[Anenome]

Ouch. Well, maybe--but I'm not doing the milkshake dance, so don't even ask.

Okay, do the Truffle Shuffle instead!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5whaRkuipU

[corwiniii]

Tyler Durden sez, "Get a tattoo of your penis, on your penis."

I did that once - got a tattoo 30% larger than the original and man did it help with the ladies.

[Kragg]

i hope a picture of a dragon is involved. I know i can win that one.

trogdorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!